Fresh out the bath sitting here naked playing the guitar feels like it was ment to be
I just hacked off the beard :'(
Did someone just cross the road to avoid me :(
Even on here people follow you for a follow back LAME!
I'm torn between getting tattooed or going to a strip club
I left my weed at work in plain sight, lets hope I am the one to open up tomorrow
I get so horny when im high and drunk
Trudging through the woods in the dark