samling

i like the smell of windex. not enough to eat, though.

i miss ice cream a lot. it used to be i can't have it because of the carbs, and now it's fuck! $6? no way, jose....

i am tired/wired at the same time. so annoying having the brain outlast your body.

i don't try to be white trash. i got kicked out of crack whore school for doing pot.

if you can't let your kid run around in her underwear(she's got a heat rash) in the middle of a trailer park where you live with your brother, what kind of hypocracy runs this town? (just kidding- she's in the living room, and no one has seen her in her underwear. but my brother keeps asking why she's still naked.)

why do people assume a southern accent makes you dumb?

and why does coming from NY or LA make people think you're refined?

why did they make bubba ho-tep?

and lastly- does hanes her way mean ride up your ass crack? that's how SHE does it?