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Thursday Apr 25, 2013

Apr 25, 2013
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Hello SG!

The last week has been a turntable of awesome and fun events.

As you may remember, last week I posted a video from the wonderful Rob Dyke. I will be posting another today but a funny thing happened. I commented on the video I posted on this blog, saying that I had posted it, on this blog (sorry for being confusing I only have so many words today... slow day...) and he actually replied, and was actually happy about it. So it would seem that Rob Dyke either was in a nice mood or knows the site, as the correspondence was totally not something I was expecting.

So anyway, I decided, since he amuses the living shit out of me, that I would buy one of his t shirts, set me back a bit and I'm still waiting on the delivery although I will be taking a picture once I get it! I got this one. The guy himself reminds me of someone, though I can't for the life of me think who, in the way that he looks, but also he and I share extremely similar opinions on a lot of things, including humour. It's refreshing to find someone willing to throw his opinions out there and have myself agree.



I've had a great week of injuring myself. A lot of you don't know this about me but I'm horrendously clumsy. I walk into door frames, stub my toes, hit my head on things, I'm a nightmare to photograph because usually I'm absolutely covered in bruises. I've broken nine of my ten fingers, and all ten of my toes, and a rib, but nothing bigger than that, yet. So I thought I would share with you some beautiful pictures of a few of my injuries, since I literally just trapped my finger in a box. How? I have no fucking clue.

This is me having just trapped my finger in a box, so, just now. The box is a large wooden crate with a sliding top. Very stylish. It was on its side and I picked it up to flip it over, the top slid and my pinkie got caught in it, and in order to not make it way way worse I had to put the box down, very very slowly, with my finger still caught in it.

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Me after playing with a dog. The dog didn't play rough and wasn't trying to hurt me, my skin is just a gigantic wuss. The scratches remained there for several weeks before my arm remembered it could heal itself.

Me having dropped boiling oil on my feet. I was cooking bacon and threw a rasher of bacon into the pan with such disdain that I ended up with boiling oil all over me. This was the worst of the damage.

A splinter in my knuckle from brushing ash off a rough bit of wood. It eventually swelled up like a balloon until I attacked it with a knife, and then of course it was just a massive cut instead, don't give a clumsy girl a knife.

Not really my fault, but my inside leg was bitten by a spider. I don't remember seeing or feeling a spider, but looking at it, it sure as shit isn't a bite from any other insect!

Post-sex woops. Not going to go into exactly how these ones happened. I'm fairly certain most people will be able to work it out themselves anyway, but I'm not going to blurt it out, after all, there's gotta be some mystery about me, right? RIGHT?

My bag hit me in the knee. This happens whenever I travel. I tend to keep the straps on my bags too long and my laptop ends up smacking me in the backs or sides of the knees a lot, and I get lazy, so my suitcase will often do the same. Resulting in this.


I walk around with a combination of those things most of the time. It amuses the hell out of everyone, except me. In fact I took a break from writing just now to close the blind in my bedroom and it fell on my head. It's very possible I'm a walking danger zone. Stay away!

So after last week I've been listening to the Paramore album. I'm fairly addicted to it. I learnt this one on bass yesterday, since I'm back into playing now, it was actually quite difficult because I haven't played in around five years:


As for this one, reminds me kinda of myself:


Okay now call me sad or pathetic or whatever, but as you will know, I love love love love Harry Potter, I even have a tattoo. Recently I've been diving back into my past to reply the games from Philosopher's Stone onward (yes, in England it was called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. I don't know why it was renamed Sorcerer's Stone for the USA). I've enjoyed myself, but, as usual, I'm stuck playing Half Blood Prince over and over and over and over because it is way too much fun.

Tell me that doesn't look fun! Okay actually don't, I don't want to hear it.

Finally catching up with The Big Bang Theory. Must say Sheldon's one liners leave me in stitches constantly. Of course I'm also on top of Game of Thrones, Once Upon a Time, and more recently, Hannibal, which I am loving, by the way. If you haven't watched it then you need to start. It stars Hugh Dancy and Mad Mikkelsen, both seem perfect in their roles.

Look at this random shit from the TV shows I love!
This link right here is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. If you enjoy GoT and are caught up with it, then take a look, if not, then it contains spoilers, as do these pictures:

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But these aren't.




Hannibal:



Once Upon a Time:



I've taken a few walks with the dog, which has been nice, I also spent the weekend at spike2201's house, further North and West than here, but the sun was out, there were drinks to be had, and awesome conversation, so this is my past week in pictures.

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Took a bath, Octavius the Octopus enjoyed himself in the water.


Climbed a tree; didn't get very far up it before I remembered that I'm intensely clumsy and I would have ended up broken or dead.



Took a picture of spike2201 sitting on the edge of a cliff, and then afterwards we went and had a pint.



There are a lot of cats in his house; I managed to get pictures of Gizmo (first) and Scruff (second).



I really really really really really really really really really REALLY love bacon.


I had a bit of fun scaring hodor, Waterfordman, expo, Swazzy, and spike2201 with these pictures. Don't ask about the knife, cos I don't quite know what I was doing myself:




Topless Tuesdays on Instagram, link to my Instagram is at the bottom of this blog.


Yesterday I walked for quite a while. It was, for once, really pleasant outside, and I had my music, so I was happy.





How to make runny boiled eggs with toast soldiers and bacon on the side: Get eggs, bread, bacon, and butter.

Eat them.


I'm an undercover Suicide Girl! Here to arrest you for not showing enough boobs!


Newfound addiction: Bulmers cider... the red one. You know I still haven't actually looked at what fruit it is? I just want THE RED ONE!


I went out for dinner with my Dad. He says hi SG land!


These are my jeans today. Beyond mending!


My dog would really like to play bass, if only she was big enough! (Says the tiny person.)



When I was in San Diego, some of you know, my roomie kicked me out and did a runner with the majority of my clothing and belongings. Since then I've become a bit of a charity case, but my need for clothing was definietly met the other day when my best friend gave me an entire WARDROBE of clothing. I am so happy that I can choose from more than one of 4 outfits, I was beginning to feel like I constantly looked the same.

So I'm still selling art, I'm noticing a lack of interest here, c'mon people, I'm drawing and you're just dismissing! Get over here and have a gander would you! We can work something out and I also draw tattoos! I'm so confident at drawing tattoos that I tattooed one on myself, so seriously, have some trust!

My favourite part - my favourite MR sets of the last week!
Changeling_ - Never Sleep. This chick is from the UK, so automatically gets my vote!


HelenJade - Little Boats. Another UK chick, one of the most adorable SGs on the site IMHO.


Rosie - Feng Shui. This girl's favourite TV show is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And therefore..... UNF.


Akratie - Breathe Me. Has some of the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my life, ever, ever.


And of course in a very short while you will see my set, Hang Tough, in Member Review. Shot by the gorgeous Miro in March! It's coming out May 8th, keep eyes peeled!


Shortly after that, though I'm unsure when, I will have another set in MR, shot by the talented Chocolat.


That's about it for this week! But do enjoy some Rob Dyke before you go!

And don't forget to
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kora:
oh sorry..i didn't know
anyway..u are more then welcome to come here :3
Apr 30, 2013
punkmunkyuk:
Yay!!
May 1, 2013

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