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Swedish seems to be a very difficult language to learn, if the chef from the Muppets is anything to go by.

Thank you. When you've been called as many bad things in your life as i have something like silly sounds sweet.

No i did not hear about that poor chap in merry old England, if i had i probably wouldn't have done nearly as much of the dumb shit that i did the other night. Wait, i'm lying, i woulda done it anyway.

Yes. Yes, i have burned bags of dog poo. Allow me to explain. You get a brown paper bag and find some dog poo to put in it, once you have accomplished this part of the prank you then find someone you dislike very strongly or just pick some schmoo at random but either way make sure the potential victim has a hiding place nearby so you can watch all the fun as it transpires. Now you get a lighter and your bag of biscuits and place them in front of the poor unlucky souls door and lite it, then you pound on their door or ring their doorbell and run like a fat man would to a free buffet and take your hiding place. If everything goes as it should you get to enjoy the sight of a usually perfectly intellegent adult stomping out the fire thats burning on a bag of dog poo. Now thats good livin'.

Now then, to answer your questions, i think i'll do them in no paticualar order and let you choose which is which.

Cold. Definitely cold. I'm a fat man and provide my own heat. I don't need that uppity bitch mother nature telling me how i should feel.

An elephant being eaten by a boa constrictor if for no other reason then that it sounds like something one might see on an episode of Monty Pythons Flying Circus.

As i have never done either i can't really say for sure but i'm gonna go with snow skiing as i tend to swim like a rock and as i mentioned before i'm kinda rotund so the snow would be cold and big boned friendly.

Salmon swimming upstream. Don't know why, just do.

Well, since it's four o'clock here and i'm so tired that my eyes are crossing i am going to bid you a fond adieu.
Peace, love, and tranquility. Practice all three of these.

1.huh? an elephant of course
2.the northern lights
3.mild....(jeans, t-shirt, jacket, beanie)
4.havent tried either...um, water ski

i'm sorry you're unhappy at the moment. . i'm feeling similar.
although i have to admit i didn't bother to read the the damn song. see, that's how unhappy i am.
but i do hope you feel better tomorrow!

1. heat wave, we're burning down to the ground here (california)
2. zoo's ? i like when they make little endangered species shaped candies , that you can eat. . i swear they do that!
3. i was raised catholic, we belive in anything that really doesn't exist.
4.that would have to be spanish, but then again, i live in california and that ain't really foriegn now , is it?

take care , have a fun halloween!

1. Georgia is unseasonably warm. Its like paradise outside. Im kind of bummed thinking about everyone in Cali who can't get out and enjoy this.

2. Love em and hate em. Hate cruelty and enforced geographical dislocations. Love monkeys and gorrillias. I would like a job at a zoo being some mean gorrillia's best friends.

3. Oh, yeah.

4. I would learn Chineese if it would come in an easy to swallow pill form.

Thanks for the encouragement. I don't think the world is ready for my version of Harry Potter, though.

take it light,

ph

1. Alaska
2. my other conch pierced in the spring, get the rest of my forearm inked whenever i finish the design
3. turkey with stone ground mustard
4. Lime Green, why does nobody listen to me on the lime green tip
5. if we're here, it only seem phisable that there are other to

Jello Biafra is coming out soon too,doing his spoken word thing......touring season is kicking in bigtime

OG bassist, gotta be Metallica right, god bless you Cliff

Um, 'Love on the Rocks' by Neil Diamond?

Good luck with the tests, honey. If in doubt, write the answers inside yr eyelids.

1 I like my fancy eggplant coloured sofa.
2. Purple too
3.Both - usually I get plastic and that's OK because I seem to enjoy picking up dog poo with plastic bags in the park.

Can I take a moment to say sorry about your test. I hope you aren't stressing over it - because you are so cute and nice.

oh - i fucking hate it when stupid corporations and banks make up fancy ways to make me pay more money. Ohhh it gets me so mad I turn green and pound on shit. i'm so sorry that you had that hassle.

Personally, I find watching straight people try to pick up gay people even more cringe worthy.

I hope you have a better weekend!

When you said you had danish envy, I first thought that you were talking about the pastry, not the language.

I took a break from the site all weekend- n when I come back- you're still on a break.????????
I need another break.

hey lovely
CKY is a band who i like a lot.
i've never seen them live and they're just doing that ONE show on halloween in philadelphia!
I WANNA GO!!

if you want to check them out, just to see, their website is http://ckymusic.com

hiya lovely lady,
You are so the opposite of stupid: A smell bomb is a uniquely North American kid's toy. You can buy them where you buy candy and you just kinda smoosh them and they smell a bit. There is a picture of a little boy farting on the package.

That's worth a lot to me.

Only I feel like nothing is going to last. In fact I feel disastrous changes coming quite soon. I hope I'm wrong, though. Panta rei (everything flows) seems to be the term of the day. If only it wouldn't all go down the drain!

And I promised to be happy again. Well, I didn't make it, yet, but I'm working on it...

swen