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saint_bastard:
I hope I didn't come off like too much of a dick or anything. Just not what floats my boat.
crissi:
Happy birthday!!
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Open Bar + Dumb Kids = Fireworks

Stupid people annoy me more than I can put into simple words. Drunk people are obnoxious to me in a way that defies explanation. When stupid people get drunk, the chaotic mixture is one that pisses me off faster than the time Jimmy Gorin punched me in the nuts and stole my baseball cards. The magnitude of retardation...
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cherry:

Saint_Bastard said:
Annoying. This is a beautiful girl with beautiful tattoos -- why the photographer chose to shoot like this I have no idea. Two thumbs down.



Because she asked me to? The theme and execution is about the girl.


She has lots of sets, and pictures in her pics folder for you to peruse her tattoos. This set was about her and the theme, not her tattoos. I have no need to apologise. Thanks! smile

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An Open Letter to Born-Again Christians: Please Pull the Jesus Stick Out of Your Ass.

Can someone please explain to me why it is that born-again Christians feel they have carte blanche to do whatever the hell they want? I can't tell you how many times I get cut off in traffic by some self-righteous douche-bag with a fish magnet on the back of her...
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The problem with living with 4 other guys is exactly that -- I live with 4 other GUYS. We need a fuckin' skirt in the house or nothing ever gets done. Thank god they all date or else the place would never be clean. I swear, today was the third time that I sat down and there was no toilet paper. How does that fucking...
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odette:
ha! nice

actually hes not a tester anymore. hes a team leader. so i guess he tells the other kids to play video games. im sure its more involved than that wink

guitar hero eh? ill let him know smile
peas:
if you dont follow by the rules,
the rules never existed in the first place.

shame. what did you do? sit
there in disgust and finish or
stand up and yell at people.

'my ass, i cant wipe my ass!'

if so, thats hilarious.
but i feel your pain.
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Who is your "us"? Everyone has an "us" and a "them." Those you associate with. Those you don't. People who are like you. People who aren't.

As humans, we label ourselves and we label others. You label yourself. You label others. We all do it. We can't help it. It starts as a convenience... a short hand so we know who we're talking about it....
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odette:
game tester? who do you work for?!
odette:
actually it was more of an Austin Powers, "who does number two work for?!!!"
hehe.

my brother works for THQ and I know they sent some of their peeps to the con so I was curious...
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Brigadier General Sir Michael Gambolputty Cedric Hollingford Dartboard Thurman Bicycle Cheese XVII [Official Biography]

Michael Gambolputty Cedric Hollingford Dartboard Thurman Cerise Curtains Glasford Bicycle Cheese was born in Wolverton-Brilliantine-on-Sea, Yorkshire, England on 30 November 1894*, the third son of Major General Charles Hibiscus Hedge Robertson Gurney Cheese III of the Hamptonfordshire Regional Corps. (Michael's elder brother, Hodgkinson later became a prostitute in the Indian Army.)...
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My friend, the Porn Star.

I'm a guy. I have the internet. I watch porn. I know this will be shocking for some, but it's the truth. That's what it's for, after all.

Quick Math: 11.0 MB/sec Download Speed + Locked Door = Porn at the Speed of Light.

So, there I am, ready to go -- pre-flight checklist complete:

[X] Crash helmet.
[X] Rubber...
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The problem with time is that you can only truly experience it fully and viscerally in moments of real crisis. Clocks are inferior mechanisms compared to our own panic and sense of impending disaster. Time pieces are artificial means to remind us that each moment, we slide further towards the inevitable conclusion. Nothing compares to the reality framed by the moments before and after the...
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