saida

last night= INTERPOLE.. completley missed it because mapquest sucks..

BUT!!my friend and I had quite the adventure
- drive like maniacs
- get lost, in the hood of Buffalo
-Saida "stop at the next bar you see...Im asking for directions"
errrrttttt car stops!!!!!
AWWEEE SHHHIAT! baby.. time to get funktified up in this piece!!! You should have seen the Escalades and Jags homie!!

Katrina(whos asian), and me.. yes Im white.. walk in.. *the record skips* and the whole bar turns around to look at what the cat dragged in

Saida "2 shots of Jager"
bartender "of what?.. girl this is a black bar".."whats that a coniac?"
Saida "no, hahahahaha".. "ok, 2 lemon drops"
batender "huh?"
Saida "you know vodka, lemon w/sugar?"
bartender "girl this is the neighborhood bar, we aint got no sugar"
Saida "oh thats right cuz youre sweet enough "
*bar laughs at the lil white girl*

next stop.. fancy scmancy bar.. who had no clue what we were the to inquire about..

ok now we are laost again.. stop at the gas station to ask for MORE directions..
toothless man-"your in luck thats only a block that way"
Saida "yessssss"

1 block away.. we realize WE WENT IN A GIANT CIRCLE

stop and ask cop... COP IS STUPID and I could give directions of his city better than him

So what do you do now????? you ask????



YOU GO TO THE NEXT BAR make friends with the bartender that feeds you so many free shots its scary.. get wasted and suffer through a jam band

get home at 6am from afterhours, with weird random people, bunnies and ferrits..

The end.