White Trash Family Thanksgiving.. consisted of conversations like this...
Bro- "Remember when we went down to bike week. And I had $50 and tried to spend it on a knife in the mountains 3hours away. It was bigger than my leg and they wanted you to sign for it Ma?"
Ma- "Hahah yeah and they wouldnt let me sign cuz they thought I was your sister! hahah. Geese man, you couldnt wait to spend your little bit of money so I gave you a stupid lecture."
Bro-"Yea whats up with that you bitch about me spending my money and you came in that night and go 'come outside and look at this'!".......A $26,000 2000 Indian Candy Apple red!"
Step Dad- "You 2 are forgetting that we didnt have even $10 in our pockets, so we had to go to a seminar that was 8 hours about buying timeshares in condos just to get PAID $75 to have gas to tow the new $26,000 Motorcycle home!!"
Followed by this conversation...
Step Dad-"Hey Bro.. that one time we were stuck in traffic on 95 comin back from a Myrtle Beach Bike Show?.. We saw a big sign flashing 'TITTY BAR' next exit. You were about 20years old. You get on my CB and started fucking around sayin.."Ia saaiy we gets of this here road and gets some titties! Wad oo ya say boys? We need some fryied Cheeken smothered in mamas bbq sauce. And some them tits for a good ole tiime"!!!!
(Insert me crying laughing here!!!! i never heard about this)
Men on CB Radio- "Yeeeeee yaaaaaa!!!" YEA MAN LETS GO. "We all need some titties and brewskis"!! Wooooo yeeee haw BOYS!!!!
My mother made mimosas'.. what would i do with out my roots.. welcome to my turkey day trailer.
yea thats really my Ma and Step Dads
Bro- "Remember when we went down to bike week. And I had $50 and tried to spend it on a knife in the mountains 3hours away. It was bigger than my leg and they wanted you to sign for it Ma?"
Ma- "Hahah yeah and they wouldnt let me sign cuz they thought I was your sister! hahah. Geese man, you couldnt wait to spend your little bit of money so I gave you a stupid lecture."
Bro-"Yea whats up with that you bitch about me spending my money and you came in that night and go 'come outside and look at this'!".......A $26,000 2000 Indian Candy Apple red!"
Step Dad- "You 2 are forgetting that we didnt have even $10 in our pockets, so we had to go to a seminar that was 8 hours about buying timeshares in condos just to get PAID $75 to have gas to tow the new $26,000 Motorcycle home!!"
Followed by this conversation...
Step Dad-"Hey Bro.. that one time we were stuck in traffic on 95 comin back from a Myrtle Beach Bike Show?.. We saw a big sign flashing 'TITTY BAR' next exit. You were about 20years old. You get on my CB and started fucking around sayin.."Ia saaiy we gets of this here road and gets some titties! Wad oo ya say boys? We need some fryied Cheeken smothered in mamas bbq sauce. And some them tits for a good ole tiime"!!!!
(Insert me crying laughing here!!!! i never heard about this)
Men on CB Radio- "Yeeeeee yaaaaaa!!!" YEA MAN LETS GO. "We all need some titties and brewskis"!! Wooooo yeeee haw BOYS!!!!
My mother made mimosas'.. what would i do with out my roots.. welcome to my turkey day trailer.
yea thats really my Ma and Step Dads
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I've been to bike week, I wonder what that makes me?