saffron

my life is so boring right now. so here's a joke for ya.

The Missionary

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and
goes to live with a tribe there. He spends years with
the people, teaching them to read, write and the good
Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly
stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit
adultery or fornication!!

One day, the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives
birth to a white child. The village is shocked and the
chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary.
"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yethere
a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are
the only white man that has ever set foot in our village.
It doesn't take a genius to work out what has been going
on!"

The missionary replies: "No, no, my good man. You are
mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence
- what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field.
See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is
one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief pauses for a moment then says, "Tell you what,
you don't say anything about the sheep, I won't say
anything about the white child."

kinda stupid. ah well