saffron

SHE'S BAAAAACKKKK!!!

what up? damn its good to be home. i had such a wonderful time out in San Fran, but some things get a little old. like dropping money like its monopoly cash, so many people and cars it takes 20 minutes to find a parking spot...but that's all that really sucked about san fransisco. i can see how so many people get sucked (sorry for overuse of the word "sucked." gives a nice mental image tho, right? heh.) into the beautiful city and never leave. there is always something to do there, especially when you're staying with someone who lives half a block from haight street. its also nice to know someone who knows all the cool spots to go to and parties to be at. i met sooooo many awesome people that i can't wait to go back and visit. i'd like to tell all the great things 'bout the city, so if you don't care to know then go read someone else's journal.

tuesday-jet lag, pissed that they lost my luggage, but still had a good time drinkin' at 540 club and smokin' some dank.
wednesday-fisherman's wharf is pretty cool. the best part is this homeless guy that holds tree branches in front of him and stays still until a tourist walks by and he scares the shit out of them. so funny, you can watch for hours. and people do. pigeons in san fran are so fat, and the seagulls are pretty ballsy. got to tour alcatraz, which was pretty cool. we watched the sun set in the tops of trees that the branches were all linked together and were very good at holding a few people up at the top. sooo beautiful. apparently my phone slid out of my pants and just stayed in the tree. we found it a day later. i'm pretty sure we ate sushi that night. some of the trip is kind of a blur. i pretty much stayed high. hehe..
thursday-got my ink! Philip Milic from Braindrops drew a beautiful bird from an idea I had, and scarred me for life. they're so beautiful. he did such an awesome job. (highly recommended, but ya gotta make an appt.) then afterwards I went to my brother's job which requires a good bit of explanation. He works at Teatro Zanzanni, which is like a dinner theater with a circus act. He's a waiter, but he interacts a good bit with the show. The star of the show is named Veronan, and he's kind of like a mix between a vampire, a huge flirt, and an awesome magician. He's really famous around the world for his slight-of-hand tricks. anyway, during the show he dances with ladies from the audience and has a vibrator at his crotch. its really funny to watch the women's reactions. my brother is well loved, and he told a few of his coworkers to come say hi to me during the show, so of course i was never alone. a super nice guy named Pandora came up to me and was just talking along, and started massaging my back. on the exact spot i had just gotten my tattoos. ouch. anyway after the show i hung out with some famous magicians and drank wine. it was great.
friday-my bro got tattoos, hung out later while he was at work. got high, hung out with some of my bro's awesome friends and dog. went to a club that night and saw Doc Martin. pretty cool, fucking crowded as hell.
saturday-milked up every last second of the time i had left. checked out chinatown, and golden gate park. so many nice hippies and adorable hippy kids. hung out with my bro's friends again while he was at work. then went to a kickass party (after dropping by a not-so-kickass party) and met even more cool people. to everyone who made my trip so fucking awesome, you rock.

so if you are thinking about traveling somewhere, go to san francisco. its beautiful, the people are nice, the bud is good, but bring money. lots of it.

sorry if this was boring. eh, fuck off if it was. i'll get more pics up soon.