sabre

Health, is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Men have two emotions....hungry and horny....if you don't see him with an erection, make him a sandwich.


Some people are like slinkys...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile, when you see one tumble down the stairs.


Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day....teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks.


Health fanatics are going to feel stupid some day....laying in a hospital dying of nothing.


When I feel blue....I start breathing again.