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the vikings: reckless pirates, or gregarious sailors of the high seas?

http://www.vagabondage.com/17thanddolores/

earlier tonight, 4 blocks away from our house, two police cars flipped over after a high speed chase. i wasn't there to witness the accident, but my friend jim took photos.

here is the conversation we had on chat:

[jim] two police cars hit each other in the middle of a high speed
[jim] chase
[s5] crikey, that's my neighborhood
[s5] very upsetting
[s5]...
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today i woke up from a strange dream. O and i, and a few of our friends, planned to fly to bangkok from siberia. we had to drive to siberia from san francisco. this was a good idea because the flights were cheaper. i remember very little about the drive except for the snow, the endless snow.

we boarded the airplane: an aeroflot flight. (aeroflot...
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i hate adam sandler so much.

i want to tear off his head, drag it by the lip through a bed of glowing hot coals, then i want to reattach his head (backwards) and push it down through his body and out his ass. then, i want to dislocate his arms and legs all the way around and put shoes on his hands, then reanimate...
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pain is there to remind us that we're alive, living human bodies with soft squishy parts and fluids that sometimes slosh around in the wrong way, and tubes that carry bottled messages from one end of the maze to other. here is an example of such a message:

"hello, stomach lining, this is the nose. right now i smell something really yummy. you should be...
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hi there.

right now i'm sitting at home a friday night listening to net radio and playing with Mac OS X.

i fear that i may have chair ass.

it's true. earlier today, as O and i watched a pack of children chasing each other down 24th street, we nearly choked on our mochas as one of them turned to the other and exclaimed "YOU...
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