Monday Nov 11, 2002

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i can feel half of my face. i can flare one nostril. i can wink one eyelid. i can kiss with one lip. i can puff up one cheek. the rest of it, however, is somewhere attached to something else and maybe attached to nothing.
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marla:
you're so cute when you get riled up on a political/social issue
morgan:
I told someone else that they gave the best answer yet to my masculinity question, but then I read your answer.

You win.

You are extra smart, and you often say things that I completely agree with, just more articulately than I would say them. Thank you!

Friday Nov 08, 2002

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did i mention that water is rapidly streaming through the ceiling?
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s5:
????????

why is everyone so confusing!!
mistersatan:
Because we're insane, obviously.

Sunday Nov 03, 2002

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i wonder what would happen if the earth started spinning backwards.
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s5:
NEVER!!!!!!!!
olivia:
I SHALL TICKLE THEM OUT OF YOU THEN!!!

Wednesday Oct 30, 2002

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the invisible trail of breadcrumbs has led to a giant mousetrap with poison tipped spikes.
maxx:
Looks like you should of followed the visible trail of breadcrumbs instead.
marla:
don't let it fool you! It's an illusion to suck you in. There is a witch inside and maybe if you are nice to her you will set her free of her evils with positive reinforcement. Of course you will be nice. ::twinkle::

Monday Oct 28, 2002

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there's nothing worse than thinking with your cock. gay or straight, boy or lady.
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morgan:
yeah, who cares what some stupid chicken thinks anyway?
mistersatan:
What else am I supposed to think with? My huge tongue???

Wednesday Oct 23, 2002

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the city is freezing and the furnace is broken.
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marla:
http://www.vegfamily.com/vegan-recipes/soups/pumpkin-soup.htm

I was looking at your picture pages, and thanks for the inspiration for a new career: buying clam chowder and bread, putting them in a box, and selling them for $10. I love commerce.
mistersatan:
Has the computer been drinking also?

Tuesday Oct 22, 2002

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i feel like causing trouble.
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morgan:
The cuteness is killing me!

awwwwwwwwwwww
mistersatan:
*gets new cavity from all the cuteness*

Thanks a LOT, you two. smile

Sunday Oct 20, 2002

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today i am performing a ritual known as "fixing my sleep schedule". after the last several weeks of waking up at 4pm every morning, i am taking action. if, by staying awake all night and all the next day, i can keep my eyes open long enough, i can fall asleep at a reasonable time. say 11pm.

so now i'm awake. still awake. since 4am,...
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piningshaft:
a ritual i know all too well. it's a ritual that's starting to really wear me out and now i'm trying to fix myself. a few days ago i got wired up with eeg sensors, muscle sensors, breath sensors, and a blood oxygen sensor before going to sleep. ironically i had one of my best nights of sleep in weeks, so now i'm afraid they won't detect my problems, whatever they are.
lil_tuffy:
weird. I have that same 4am thing occassionally.

i think the bucky thing is at the theater on my street.

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