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Athens, Greece

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Tuesday Jun 04, 2002

Jun 4, 2002
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hi there.

right now i'm sitting at home a friday night listening to net radio and playing with Mac OS X.

i fear that i may have chair ass.

it's true. earlier today, as O and i watched a pack of children chasing each other down 24th street, we nearly choked on our mochas as one of them turned to the other and exclaimed "YOU JUST SLAPPED MY BUTTOCKS."

"buttocks". the mommies of mommy valley have taught their children well. nothing so saucy as "bum" or "ass". only the purest and the wholesomest for my little sport.

so the point of this is illustrate how difficult it is to fully describe the advanced condition of chair ass. it's not enough to be a geek, it's not enough to fetishize sexy new zealand girls who code php. it's not that simple.

if you're still reading up to this point, you in some way relate to what it's like to fill a refrigerator with leftover pizza and chinese food. you understand. right now, we are bonding, you and i.

that's why we come to this here internet. to find family. cyber-community. a global digital group hug. be here, now.

and right now, here we are, being: sharing a pre-masturbatory moment. is it any wonder to you why we're here? it's not for the porn, it's not for the girls. it's for the build-up (and eventual climax) that we get to share, here in the community on both sides of the screen. this shit is REAL.

with that, i will depart, and return to my dorito-munching software-installing. thanks for listening. and remember: it is not okay to teach children to use words like "buttocks". ass, cock, cunt, tits, whatever it takes, but "buttocks" is never okay.
missy:
what is the name of the dog in your profile pic? spooky always makes his little laughing noise but neither of us can remember his name.

xoxo
-missy
Jun 4, 2002
olivia:
MUTTLEY!!!!! the diabolical evil dog! i luv muttley, and i also luv s5.
Jun 4, 2002

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