'That shirt is so not popular"
It's Thursday morning! yay! The week is almost over. I am still working fucked up hours and dont have to show up until 3. My boss is such a whore. She won't give me the day off, but she'll make me waste my time and come in for three and a half hours. Bitch.
Anyhoo, the boy's daughter came...
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It's Thursday morning! yay! The week is almost over. I am still working fucked up hours and dont have to show up until 3. My boss is such a whore. She won't give me the day off, but she'll make me waste my time and come in for three and a half hours. Bitch.
Anyhoo, the boy's daughter came...
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the_gentleman:
Oh don't cry, you know you're the Hawty Hawaiian. You're just damaged, ha ha.
err:
hawt
It's Monday...and i already want the week to be over. I went to the Bondage Ball on Friday night, but I left after a few hours....there were too many looky-loos there. there were a bunch of old men in hawaiian shirts...i dunno, maybe they had Hawaiian shirt fetishes.
Yeah, so the weekend was allright. mostly just kicked back with the boy in hollywood. he had...
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Yeah, so the weekend was allright. mostly just kicked back with the boy in hollywood. he had...
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raulbnuttz:
Fuck, are ya'll still cool or did he have it comin'?
raulbnuttz:
Well, that's a fucked up lesson to learn. Oh well, 
Life's a bitch and then you marry one. (tee-hee 
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Life's a bitch and then you marry one. (tee-hee )It's Friday night. Just bleached the hawk, getting ready to go out in into the freakshow that is Hollywood and wander around for awhile. Gotta work at 10 tomorrow morning, but i'll try to make the best of it.
I got a bad ass sunburn the other day while i was at work. But you know what makes it all better? two things...one: buying a...
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I got a bad ass sunburn the other day while i was at work. But you know what makes it all better? two things...one: buying a...
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fuck:
update girl
vudugrl:
hi! you have a hott body gorgeous! i wonder what it is you do that you can get a sunburn at work?
"WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!?!?"-Anchorman
Today I am feeling much better...mentally, that is. Tongith, I gt to sleep in my own fucking bed for the first time in, like, 8 days. I have been so fucking busy working and taking care of other people's kids, I have had no time to myself. I't so nice to be home.
Now,...
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Today I am feeling much better...mentally, that is. Tongith, I gt to sleep in my own fucking bed for the first time in, like, 8 days. I have been so fucking busy working and taking care of other people's kids, I have had no time to myself. I't so nice to be home.
Now,...
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fuck:
absolutely fuckin nothin! love you girl.
lostanddazed:
hey,am I to big of a kid a have to watch me 
Hectic, hectic, hectic. This is my day to really rant and rave.
Took the day off today...to spend some time with the boy...and away from the screaming kiddies. It started out nice, but here I am, not in such a great mood.
Have u ever had those moments where you are perfectly fine one second, then all pissed off the next? (yes, you say, its...
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Took the day off today...to spend some time with the boy...and away from the screaming kiddies. It started out nice, but here I am, not in such a great mood.
Have u ever had those moments where you are perfectly fine one second, then all pissed off the next? (yes, you say, its...
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1aura1:
your welcome hope things get better soon 
the_gentleman:
Yeah, so...CHEER THE FUCK UP!!! You know you got me and fuck when you need someone to turn to, no matter how far away we are...HSLP Motha Fuckin' LOVE!!! But yeah, sorry for being so brief on the texts, works kinda hectic, I might be taking on more responsibilites now. But that might mean more cash!!
Much love hottie!!
Much love hottie!!
" Get ahead by giving head"
No, I have not fallen off the face of the earth, I have just been too fucking busy. Can anyone say BAM?! I've been working a lot. I am especially sorry for neglecting my dear beloved HSLP's. I know u both still heart me.
So the weekend has finally come. I have not been home since Tuesday night! I'm...
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No, I have not fallen off the face of the earth, I have just been too fucking busy. Can anyone say BAM?! I've been working a lot. I am especially sorry for neglecting my dear beloved HSLP's. I know u both still heart me.
So the weekend has finally come. I have not been home since Tuesday night! I'm...
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1aura1:
I loved Cridspy critters cereal but no one else seems to remember it, and I work in a mall and when I come in and the lights are out I'm scared that zombies will get me 
" Thanks for helping me repair this head full of broken pistons"
So, it is 4th of July weekend. I was supposed to take the horses and the boat out to the lake with some friends this weekend, but of course, plans fell thru. Boy cannot make it cuz he's being a shitty shit head. Guess i am gonna have to hit up a party...
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So, it is 4th of July weekend. I was supposed to take the horses and the boat out to the lake with some friends this weekend, but of course, plans fell thru. Boy cannot make it cuz he's being a shitty shit head. Guess i am gonna have to hit up a party...
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blinding3rdeye:
Hey B! I'm coming home to CAli in about a month! 
I'm so excited to get out of here! We should hook up when I get in!! how bout it?
I'm so excited to get out of here! We should hook up when I get in!! how bout it?
the_gentleman:
Hey, where the hell are you?!
" Life is not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cuz she won't let you get that pussy. Maybe she felt y'all didn't share any similar interests or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk a princess." - Aesop
Yeah, so I'm back from SanFran. It was cool. I had a good time, but there seemed...
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Yeah, so I'm back from SanFran. It was cool. I had a good time, but there seemed...
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lostanddazed:
if she gives you the PUSSY ,why cann't you still call her a bitch 
1aura1:
bitchy punk rock hawaiian girls rule
" It's strange to hear you sound like u dont need me anymore. Was I the one that got away??"
Woke up feeling kinda yucky today. Runny nose, head hurts.
Yesterday sucked. three of the seven people I work with didn't show up, so I had to pick up some shifts. And one of them quit yesterday too. Fucking great.
*Sigh* Tomorrow is gonna be...
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Woke up feeling kinda yucky today. Runny nose, head hurts.
Yesterday sucked. three of the seven people I work with didn't show up, so I had to pick up some shifts. And one of them quit yesterday too. Fucking great.
*Sigh* Tomorrow is gonna be...
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lostanddazed:
Tell me how SanFran was like.....I'm going up there at the end of the week. Did the sun come out at all..was it cold ????? . 
serialx:
Shit... Hawaii sounds good! Have fun! Damn have some for me!
Bamf!
Bamf!
" Her turn ons include: Thievery and liqor. Her turn offs include: underwear, pedestrians and justice"
Had a really good weekend. One might even call it fucktacular, what with the 8 STRAIGHT HOURS OF ASS I got. WOO!!
I think I have made up for the last few weeks of too little sleep all in this one weekend.
Today, I went to the gay pride...
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Had a really good weekend. One might even call it fucktacular, what with the 8 STRAIGHT HOURS OF ASS I got. WOO!!
I think I have made up for the last few weeks of too little sleep all in this one weekend.
Today, I went to the gay pride...
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the_gentleman:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking hate this computer and all this shitty shit fucking shit on it. DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
cakemix:
love the profile pic! 
" You're clear...as a heavy lead curtain. Wanna drill you, like the ocean"
So, nothing much going on lately. Working too much, not sleeping enough. Taking a few days off very soon to go visit some friends. I'm way happy about that. Fucking ebay ninjas, bidding at literaly the very last second! (shake my fist as them)
Anyhoo, I'm kinda sad I have not spoken...
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So, nothing much going on lately. Working too much, not sleeping enough. Taking a few days off very soon to go visit some friends. I'm way happy about that. Fucking ebay ninjas, bidding at literaly the very last second! (shake my fist as them)
Anyhoo, I'm kinda sad I have not spoken...
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fuck:
HSLP 4 eva eva
i shall miss you while you're away.
i shall miss you while you're away.
the_gentleman:
Update on Toby, the sick puppy...he's better!! Annoying as fucking ever...Is it wrong for me to say I kinda enjoyed him being so out of it? Not the being sick part, but the chilled out sitting in my lap was better than being all wild out barking at every fucking thing.
SO....I had a fucking awesome time at the Weenie Roast. Will Ferrel was there announcing the bands (he's my favorite!!), and I got to see Bad religion(!), Velvelt Revolver, Cypress Hill, Beastie Boys, The Hives, etc. ALSO, I won two tickets to the Hootnanny!! How did I get those, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya.....i got pucked along with two other people to go up...
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1aura1:
milk without cereal
milk without cereal
fuck:
i drank a half gallon yesterday to see if could do it with no problems...I did. I didn't want to stay down but i forced it too.