From jdc225

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I love the cat that is one of your pictures!!!!! the eyes Fricking rule!!! I have been looking for a cat just like tthat for about a year now. How did you luck out?

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Remember that scene in High Fidelity when Cusack says of Charlie "she's the kind of girl I've wanted to meet ever since I've wanted to meet girls"? He got it wrong. RxQueen is that girl.

From helper

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all I can say is I'm glad to be here & even gladder my name isn't john. Rxqueen is cool as hell & she's got great taste in friends.

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RxQueen and I met years ago backstage at an Iron Maiden concert; I was a fledgling staff photographer for Circus Magazine and she was head of security for the band... the things I had to do to get access still brings shudders in the wee dark hours of the early morning...

We met again some time later when I was investigating Bermuda Triangle phenomena. She was the first female captain of a US Army Special Forces unit trying to chase us off thinking our garishly colored ship was a Greenpeace vessel... after days of her imaginative "debriefing" techniques, she let me go (never did get my briefs back...).

I won't even go into that one terrible summer where I was homeless on the streets of San Francisco. My corner was outside a strip bar and all my "Will work for food" signs had been stolen. As an evil joke, some white supremacists had replaced all of the signs with "Will go down on you for food" signs without my knowledge. RxQueen was in town with the Navy SEALS for Fleet Week, saw my sign, and the next thing I knew it was weeks later and I was homeless yet again, but in Little Creek. I had very little recollection of the previous weeks and my toungue had her name tattooed on it...

Despite all of our very long and storied history across the world together (tip of the iceberg above, people...), she remains the most beautiful and talented New Yorker I know. I am very much looking forward to living in her bathtub once I move to New York and becoming her completely dedicated man-servant.

I am counting the hours until I see her again this summer in Tibet...


ARRR!!!

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Remember that one time when you tripped over nothing in front of a whole bunch of people?

No? Good, because I don't either.

If that really did happen it would make for a great testimonial.

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I can't believe I never posted a testimonial in here before.

That being said, RxQueen fucking rocks. She's more fun than a casino full of strippers, and knows more about music than all of you put together.

Times ten.

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Here is another Nat testimonial....

You know...there are a lot of awesome traits about her....it is just too hard to pick them out.

From derceto

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wow, how have i never left this girl a testimonial before now? eeek

i love me some RxQueen love she is awesome and all sorts of good things like that. biggrin

From lucy

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This lady is beautiful and fascinating. I wish she lived closer so we could hang out.

From allied

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As I'm leaving this testimonial, I see that you have four pages of them. Four pages. I think that says it all. kiss

Edited to add: Make that five pages worth. wink

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mm oh yea i love rxqueen i wanna make out with her and rub hot graprefruit all over my feet i was gonna write this in an email but i want everyone to see i want to show her my littsle jackelope and she can show me her prize winning bass oh yea

From welntaod

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Notorious for her cross-dressing during a period when society frowned on such hobbies, RxQueen (the illegitimate daughter of Francis Egerton, the Eighth Earl of Bridgewater and self-styled Prince of the Holy Roman Empire), was arrested at the outbreak of the Crimean War for singing an obscene ballad in a public place while dressed as a tailor. The ballad, in the Parlarie Argot, went as follows:

Nanti dinarly; the omee of the khazi
Says due bionc peroney, manjaree on the cross.
We'll all have to scarper the latty in the morning
Before the bona omee of the khazi shakes his doss.

From thelibra

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I feel the need to leave N@lee another teste. The past year or so of knowing her has been a fucking blast and I have nothing but love for this girl. She's funny as hell, absolutely gorgeous, and is always willing to go with the flow of things and listen to the ranting.

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natalie needs a new testimonial.

I LOVE HER. seriously. when she's not plotting ways to kidnap me, she's grabbing my boobies or being simply awesome. it can't get any better than that.

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It's been two months plus and no new Natalie testimonials. For shame.

I was going to be all mean and snarky like I normally am, but then she'd be all like "one of my best friends never leaves me nice testimonials and I'm left to do nothing but cry all night long oh woe is me."

So here you go, I'm changing one of my favorite testimonials I've ever left just to fit you.

One time, they hooked natalie up to a machine, to try and teach the machine how to be awesome, but Natalie was so awesome, the machine caught fire.

True story.

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although she wants a definite decision, if i had to choose between her and stormy, i'd choose BOTH.

seriously tho, we've hung out at a couple of parties and had a blast. total sweetheart here.

and she's one of the major reasons i hate the fact that my life is too busy to come into nyc as much as i'd like smile