rxqueen

i've got alot to say, but i chose not to say it.
so instead i leave you guys with a joke.

So theres this old man sittin on a bench in the mall....
and this young teenager comes and sits down,
and he has this weird ass hair style with like red, blue,
and yellow spikes everywhere.
And he sits down, and the old man's staring 'cus he's never seen sumthin like this...
and the kid turns and says to him with all this attitude,
"what's wrong, old timer?
never done anything wild before in ur life?"
and the old man says to him without batting an eyelash,
"yeah, once, I got drunk and fucked a parrot...I was just wondering if u were my son."

k, yr turn. tell me a joke or a funny story.