If I don't pluck my eyebrows soon I'm gonna have a fit.
I need to wear my contacts; I'm developing a glasses-tan.
My lip itches.
I'm horny.
Dustin won't call me. Jerk.
Peter totally projectile vomited last night. HEE HEE!
A stripper bit me over at Th' Katch. It was hotttttttt.
Jason is fun stoned.
I smoke too much.
My mom is accepting of my piercing.
I post too much.
Corinne got a live journal. Ashley wants to read my blog. No fucking way.
I need to dye my hair and go to kendo. I miss it
LOL LOL LOL Peter's friends were over and one of them says, "Hey! You got any cigarettes?" I and sold him half a pack for 2 bucks. Then he said, "I'll give you a little something." And I was like, "What?? How old are you?" And he said, "15." LOL LOL LOL. He was kinda cute though. Followed me like a puppy! Corinne wouldn't leave me alone with him heh heh heh. She called me a ho! WTF?? I don't do 15 year olds. Just 21 year old queer punk dudes. MMMM thats what I like!! LOL LOL LOL
Seriously, no more smoking for me.
Seriously.
I need to wear my contacts; I'm developing a glasses-tan.
My lip itches.
I'm horny.
Dustin won't call me. Jerk.
Peter totally projectile vomited last night. HEE HEE!
A stripper bit me over at Th' Katch. It was hotttttttt.
Jason is fun stoned.
I smoke too much.
My mom is accepting of my piercing.
I post too much.
Corinne got a live journal. Ashley wants to read my blog. No fucking way.
I need to dye my hair and go to kendo. I miss it
LOL LOL LOL Peter's friends were over and one of them says, "Hey! You got any cigarettes?" I and sold him half a pack for 2 bucks. Then he said, "I'll give you a little something." And I was like, "What?? How old are you?" And he said, "15." LOL LOL LOL. He was kinda cute though. Followed me like a puppy! Corinne wouldn't leave me alone with him heh heh heh. She called me a ho! WTF?? I don't do 15 year olds. Just 21 year old queer punk dudes. MMMM thats what I like!! LOL LOL LOL
Seriously, no more smoking for me.
Seriously.
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We can take that last statement on two different levels. And you can make up your own jokes too, kids.
Um, yeah...