NAME CHANGE UPDATE:
OK, no one has been able to suggest a new name for me, so I dusted off my Norwegian-English and Swedish-English translations, and here are a few I came up with:
Norwegian:
Runknisse- wanking gnome
Fyllesjuk- the process of having a hangover
Magaplask- belly flop
Merkelig- nutty oddball
Surrekopp- a kid with ADD
Herr Vakker- Mr. Handsome
Vanskeligstilt- Socially disadvantaged
Swedish:
Snorbobba-...
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OK, no one has been able to suggest a new name for me, so I dusted off my Norwegian-English and Swedish-English translations, and here are a few I came up with:
Norwegian:
Runknisse- wanking gnome
Fyllesjuk- the process of having a hangover
Magaplask- belly flop
Merkelig- nutty oddball
Surrekopp- a kid with ADD
Herr Vakker- Mr. Handsome
Vanskeligstilt- Socially disadvantaged
Swedish:
Snorbobba-...
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THE OFFICIAL RE-NAME ME CONTEST:
My name is lame. I am not really old. I do not go to school. If I hung out with Real OG's, I'd get ganked.
So, what do you call a semi-decent dude, a little worse for the wear but still can clean up nice, fond of the drink, likes the ladies, can be a little crass, and can both...
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My name is lame. I am not really old. I do not go to school. If I hung out with Real OG's, I'd get ganked.
So, what do you call a semi-decent dude, a little worse for the wear but still can clean up nice, fond of the drink, likes the ladies, can be a little crass, and can both...
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neodrunk:
Please just don't tread on my alcoholic turf. I think I've cornered the market with that TC distinction.
And thank you for your support.
And thank you for your support.
neodrunk:
Betty Ford? Alcohol related... but that would rock.
Ever notice that Red Bull tastes a whole lot like St. Joseph's Children's Aspirin?
Weekend went almost completely according to plan. Friday was pointless inebriation. Saturday was late sleeping. We actually crossed the river and went to Nami, a decent Japanese restaurant downtown Mpls. Then, went back to StP and got to the Ice Palace just in time for the Vulcan ceremony and fireworks. Then,...
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Weekend went almost completely according to plan. Friday was pointless inebriation. Saturday was late sleeping. We actually crossed the river and went to Nami, a decent Japanese restaurant downtown Mpls. Then, went back to StP and got to the Ice Palace just in time for the Vulcan ceremony and fireworks. Then,...
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razzell:
Those nuns were great tipper too.I love them!
Ha! kareoke!That must have been hilarious!
Awww..I'm sorry you didn't get to the game .
It sounds like the rest of the weekend was great though!
Ha! kareoke!That must have been hilarious!
Awww..I'm sorry you didn't get to the game .
It sounds like the rest of the weekend was great though!
neodrunk:
Pssst... it's February. Shouldn't your tree have come down a month ago? Can we say, procrastinator?
Yes, let the celebrations begin. Another year has passed since I was brought forth onto this planet and, despite my general carelessness and questionable life choices, I did not die.
And, I succeeded in my childhood fantasy: I left the Christmas Tree up until my birthday!
Tonight: glug-glug-glug.
Tomorrow: Sleep late (hopefully avoiding further collisions with the cedar chest). Pick up the Brown Haired Lass,...
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And, I succeeded in my childhood fantasy: I left the Christmas Tree up until my birthday!
Tonight: glug-glug-glug.
Tomorrow: Sleep late (hopefully avoiding further collisions with the cedar chest). Pick up the Brown Haired Lass,...
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razzell:
Happy Birthday!!! I hope you have a great day,and some fun in your birthday suit as well. 
razzell:
Oh yea,and thanks for the nomination.I just saw that.
UGH!!! 
I'm cursed, cursed I tell you!
I had a lovely rant written, hit submit, and it disappeared.
So, I'm sleeping away, and I have some kind of insane nightmare. I somehow flail myself out of bed and WHAMMO...do a face-plant right on my cedar chest.
Now, I have a highly attractive piece-o-bacon across my forehead.
I think I'm going to stay cube-bound today...I really...
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I'm cursed, cursed I tell you!
I had a lovely rant written, hit submit, and it disappeared.
So, I'm sleeping away, and I have some kind of insane nightmare. I somehow flail myself out of bed and WHAMMO...do a face-plant right on my cedar chest.
Now, I have a highly attractive piece-o-bacon across my forehead.
I think I'm going to stay cube-bound today...I really...
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eyesplice:
Happy Birthday Eve, old man... 
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maya:
The book is about a Jehovas Witness, who starts to realise that the religion is very false...and she struggels to overcome those feelings, but realises that the must leave the cult.
Y'know, I just don't feel good. Physically. (I'm pretty positive mentally). I've felt like scheiss for the last 2 weeks. I'm achey, tired, yadda yadda yadda. 2 weeks is a little long to be afflicted with a vague malaise. Being a Class B Hypochondriac, I have been avoiding going to WebMD to check my symptoms since they're so nebulous, they pretty much fit in with...
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ctrlcat:
Nah, I didn't go to Humboldt, I was one of those nerdy smart kids. But Humbolt was about 4 blocks from my house.
Our cats COULD be related. His name's Ounin; his mama was a knocked-up West Side stray that I adopted. Whoever the dad was, he had strong genes: all the kittens were big, black shorthairs, and she's a petite Himalayan.
Our cats COULD be related. His name's Ounin; his mama was a knocked-up West Side stray that I adopted. Whoever the dad was, he had strong genes: all the kittens were big, black shorthairs, and she's a petite Himalayan.
razzell:
Me?Be an adult? Never! I'm way too much of a big kid for that. But yes,I do have to be responsible with money though.Doesn't that just suck? Yet it gives me the drive and determination to be a success.
So,do you feel better yet? I sure hope so.Here's a little smooch to help you along.
So,do you feel better yet? I sure hope so.Here's a little smooch to help you along.
Aight...the Roomie's surprise was actually pretty cool. He had his daughter this weekend, so we all went out to the Vintage Snowmobile Club of America's national convention out on Lake Waconia.
It was cool, lots of old sleds I haven't seen for years. Drag races...it was awesome.
Massive snow today, which throws a wrench in the plans. The Brown Haired Lass & I were going...
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It was cool, lots of old sleds I haven't seen for years. Drag races...it was awesome.
Massive snow today, which throws a wrench in the plans. The Brown Haired Lass & I were going...
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razzell:
Wow! That car sounds pretty tight.So you've decided to roll mobster style instead.Hmmm not bad.
So did you and the brown haired lass stay home and cuddle instead? That would be a better idea in my book.
So did you and the brown haired lass stay home and cuddle instead? That would be a better idea in my book.
Still feeling crapulent with the creeping crud.
So, I'm watching Sponge Bob last night, and I paid attention to this commercial that I've never paid attention to previously: Kids Bop 5. WTF? Why is such a thing even necessary? For those who don't know...it's top 40 songs like "Hey Ya" and the like being sung by children. Why? Hey kids! Like all the songs on...
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So, I'm watching Sponge Bob last night, and I paid attention to this commercial that I've never paid attention to previously: Kids Bop 5. WTF? Why is such a thing even necessary? For those who don't know...it's top 40 songs like "Hey Ya" and the like being sung by children. Why? Hey kids! Like all the songs on...
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_sarah_:
Have you listened to some of the songs those kids are singing? I heard stuff by Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, etc that were all about sex and booty and so on.
It really bothered me to watch nine-year old kids dancing on the screen singing about grinding and thongs.
It really bothered me to watch nine-year old kids dancing on the screen singing about grinding and thongs.
razzell:
I watched the Notorious C.H.O.,and another that I can't remember the name to.Damn she was funny!
I hate those damn commercials too!Why the hell do they remake those songs with kids singing,and who the hell buys them??
I don't think your too young at all to own a Caddy.I was watching M.T.V. Cribs the other day,and saw that Snoop Dawg has his own custom made Caddy called The Snoop Deville.
You could mack yours out like that and roll around in pimp style.Oh yeah,you'd have all the ladies on your jock then.
I say go for it!
I hate those damn commercials too!Why the hell do they remake those songs with kids singing,and who the hell buys them??
I don't think your too young at all to own a Caddy.I was watching M.T.V. Cribs the other day,and saw that Snoop Dawg has his own custom made Caddy called The Snoop Deville.
You could mack yours out like that and roll around in pimp style.Oh yeah,you'd have all the ladies on your jock then.
I say go for it!
Proving that I am not invincible, 10 feet tall & bulletproof, I must now grudgingly admit that I seem to be getting a cold.
Beer is good for colds, right?
Beer is good for colds, right?
rebeldaisy:
beer is definatly good for colds.
And I don't speak Swedish, but I do have that Swedish/Danish/Norsk heritage, yah you betcha.
yup.