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Thursday Jan 22, 2004

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Why can't some people realize that certain consumable products have limited lifespans?

My housemate is notorious for ignoring expiration dates on products. Couple of weeks ago, I had to say "Dude, do you realize your contact lens solution expired in August of 1998?"

So, today, I decide it's time to remove the spiny barbs from my face as I've not felt like shaving the last few days. My cream trickles out...it's gone. So, I start rummaging through his stuff & find a can of Edge. Squirt it in my hand, slather it on, and UGH! THIS SHIT SMELLS LIKE CAT PISS! I look down, the can is rusted, and a faded price tag shows the year 1995 on it!

Even though I washed my face, I still think I smell like a litterbox.

Happy Thursday.
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_sarah_:
Oh god... that's terrible. tongue
Jan 22, 2004
razzell:
Oh my God!You must move out now!! Not only do you have no privacy,but now you run the risk of being poisoned! eeek You shaved with toxic shaving lotion! Please,be extra careful with food.You never know what bacteria this guy could be breeding.

As for your question,nah,i'm not Italian or South American.My grandfather was half native american, from the Choctaw tribe.That's all I know for sure.Other than that,who knows?You know how it is with us Americans.We're a mixture of a little bit of everything.I appreciate the compliment though.You know,your pretty cute yourself.
I loved those 80's pics!They were great.I have some 80's hair pics myself.What the hell were we thinking? biggrin
Jan 22, 2004

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