My mom is a douche bag!!!!
she says shes coming to visit but hten doesn't call so I don't eat dinner and stay home waiting for her but she never calls or shows up ... until 12:30 am when I'm all comfy next to my warm boy abou to fall asleep ,, ring ring.."hello".."oh hi you weren't sleeping were you " "no, not yet".. "ok I'll be there soon can I stay at your house?"
"I guess so"... "k see you soon"
then at 2 am my drunk mother comes stumbling in talking about her "bi" adventures with her girlfriends...
bah.. I have a friggin schedule!!!! I should be sound alseep by now woman !!! and I'm starving!!!!!!
I feel like roles reverse when you grow up... your parents gpo out and have fun and I'm supposed to be the responsible one... well Thanks for the visit ma.. I'll see you next time you decide to come to the coty to get plastered with your "girlfriends"
she says shes coming to visit but hten doesn't call so I don't eat dinner and stay home waiting for her but she never calls or shows up ... until 12:30 am when I'm all comfy next to my warm boy abou to fall asleep ,, ring ring.."hello".."oh hi you weren't sleeping were you " "no, not yet".. "ok I'll be there soon can I stay at your house?"
"I guess so"... "k see you soon"
then at 2 am my drunk mother comes stumbling in talking about her "bi" adventures with her girlfriends...
bah.. I have a friggin schedule!!!! I should be sound alseep by now woman !!! and I'm starving!!!!!!
I feel like roles reverse when you grow up... your parents gpo out and have fun and I'm supposed to be the responsible one... well Thanks for the visit ma.. I'll see you next time you decide to come to the coty to get plastered with your "girlfriends"

Your mom's a bitch, but I still giggled at the picture in my brain. Still, that sucks, and I'm a horrible person. Don't let either of us get your ass in a knot.
Hope tomorrow's a Brighter Tomorrow.