raydancer

I'm lonely.











Damn it.

:cries:

Happy belated Canada Day, I didn't have any fun, I'm grumpy, and I'm going to bed.

If anyone reading this is a Cingular customer, there's a fair chance you've spoken to a disinterested me once or twice. About yor bill, your phone, and how charging you on either one is a good way to get my telephone ass kicked by managers nationwide.

You might have called me an asshole. Or unpatriotic. Or even uttered a slur against mine and others' ethnic...
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Drinkin' Jager alone again...

gettin' drunk...

drinkin' more...

drink a bit...

drinky drink...

good stuff.

I'm cranky.

I need to do something about that pirate atrocity next to my cute little picture of me.

Thinking of getting my welding ticket.

Short story's getting weird like I want it to be.

Acne's clearing up.

Good night!

By some weirdness, there was no water in my call center today, so they sent everybody home. I now have a four day weekend full of adventures unexplored, but it's still too fucking hot for that kind of thing.

So, I'm going to hang around here, and work on my short story. Also, yes, I'll make that avatar fully ninja compatible over time. Photoshop doesn't...
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Extreme Action Factz Aboot Cornwall For Today include:

It is hotter than fucking HOT outside. Igloo structural integrity has been lowered to approx. 32.23000098%.

I'm not quite sure about this whole boreal forest zone you booklearners in fancy cars like to talk about at the charity auctions or what have you, but why is it over 110 degrees with or without that pesky humidex?

Actually,...
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Unwritten short story, why can't you be my friend and just flow like you did in my head not two minutes ago?

Hey, this is hard.

Eventually, I hope.

I'm going to write a short story.

Chances are you've noticed the fancy profile pic nex to me, made way back in days of yore by Benjamin, who's total proof that great men are hard at work. Great enough a man to not hold it against me for only using this as my temporary avatar until I use Photoshoppo to turn it into pirate crushing propaganda with my powers of the...
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