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roxymonoxcide

A small farming community outside of Sacramento.

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Saturday Sep 10, 2005

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I'm now 37 weeks!

This weekend is going to be crazy...
In just a few mins I have to get out the door and have breakfast real quick with the boy and then rush to a rite aide or something for a card for a baby shower. Then we have to go to the hospital for our labor and delivery tour. There is a video and everything! After that we have to go to the baby shower of my brother-in-laws baby boy who is going to be born 2 weeks or so after us! There isn't too much going on there but it will take all day to do all these things...

sunday is pretty much taken...we have church...yes we go to church...no I do not believe in god...lip service baby, yeah!
After which we have to head to the red cross and take an 8 hour class on CPR for infants, children and adults and then basic first aid. Seriously, the class is from 1pm-9pm! Anyway, that is literally my whole weekend!

Did you know that you can take PET CPR? Americans are so funny with their animals. If you go to a different country, say like, the philippines...they don't treat their dogs like kids...they treat them like dogs! They eat scraps not wellbalanced dog food and they are most likely covered in ticks and fleas...especially those living on farms.

Please no dog eating jokes....that's just wrong. mad
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
jujubee:
Yeah, it turns out I could be like Chandler from "Friends", it could be the source of all my humor. Wait.... I don't HAVE a third nipple, no WONDER I'm not funny. surreal
Sep 15, 2005
graciebaby:
had that baby yet?

heard you might be still looking for some help..
lemme know...
Sep 15, 2005

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