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roxymonoxcide

A small farming community outside of Sacramento.

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Thursday Feb 22, 2007

Feb 22, 2007
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Have you ever laughed so hard that you almost died?
I did! I inhaled an entire gulp of hot cocoa today while driving on the freeway thanks to my friend cracking a joke right after I took a big sip of my drink. I couldn't talk let alone breathe. I had to pull over to the side of the road and cough out as much as possible. She pounded on my back while the tears streamed down my face. Luckily all I have now is a sour chest and back.
To think I would be the only person in history to drown while in the car and no body of water in sight. Unless you count the rain on the freeway..but i'm not gonna.

My mom scared me today when she said that she didn't remember telling me about her seizure. She doesn't remember me talking to her in the hospital on several occasions and she doesn't remember me talking to her when she got out days later. It's been a little while since it happened and she honestly didn't know if anyone told me or not. She asked me"Oh did I ever tell you about my seizure?" And here I am thinking that she had another one or something..nope..same one. Worries me.I know she hit her head pretty hard but still..worries me.

surreal
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
baudot:
Chocolate and I parted ways a few years ago. We still love each other, but it just doesn't work out.
Feb 23, 2007
nueve:
sour chest and back? eww! biggrin
Feb 24, 2007

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