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I'm bored, I'm lonely, my allergies are making me insane. Somebody please amuse me! blackeyed
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billyfivecrows:
Okay...

So,

A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head

The bartender looks up and says:

"What the fuck is this!?!"

The frog sez:

"I dunno... it started with a bump on my ass..."

9005900:
My allergies have also been so bad. I've had a headache since Monday morning and have been taking everything I can think of. Even my own Clarinex and Nasonex isn't working!! I'm miserable too. *sniffles sniffles*

Sorry don't have a short joke right now.
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I have weed so I am happy!!! biggrin I thought I was going to be cut off because the ex & I aren't really speaking. I wasnt planning on asking him for it but I could smell it on him so I figured whats the worst he could say, no & I'd be exactly where I was, with nothing. So u can imagine I was pleasantly...
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curioustomcat:
Health, wealth and a long life...

With these three I should be able to figure out anything else because my happiness can not be simply given. The three would provide me with time to find it! smile wink
larianna:
There shall be pictures soon enough.

And the mystery lady is omega668. It was shortly after I got done talking to you. Almost 2 pretty ladies at once. wink
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This question is for my ladies. Do any of you get completely mental when menstruating? I mean extremely paranoid, weepy, angry, majorly emotional to the point of making yourself sick? I hope it's not just me. At times like this I like to steer clear of people for fear they will think this is my normal behavior & head for the hills.

This question is...
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cmjfoxfyre:
found you accidently...went to your CafePress merch site!!! TOO cute. my sis is having a wee bairn in september...fwd'ing her the link.
on a related to your post-note: most of the time, i am fairly normal...maybe a wee short tempered, but not too deranged...
howe'er, there have been (and i'm sure will continue to be) some times absolute mass destruction, when hormones have been ill at ease. cheers!
xrinti:
Answered all my questions. Actually, my tone seemed a little harsher than I intended. I really was just curious. And yes, I can definately see where you were coming from. Your ex sounds like an ass.

In any case, nice to meet you.

x
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Had an amazing weekend with an amazing man. He's handsome & smart & funny & talented & makes me feel so good about being me. I'm so glad he's in my life. love
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fredericka:
yay, you go girlfriend!!! kiss
dragonnyc:
*spanish accent* hey baby, you wanna big stick?




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I don't know about anyone else but I've been getting really sick of reality shows as of late. Nothing original. 2 or 3 of the same show with different titles. Miami Ink & Inked, Super Nanny & Nanny 911. Wife Swap & Trading Spouses. You get my drift. That was until last night. I was flipping through the channels & came upon the most EVIL...
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fairygrlz:
Email me your guess...
comrade_max:
Hi smile thanks for accepting me
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Happy Easter to all those that celebrate. This is a little history on the origins of the holiday the catholic church refers to as Easter:

Ostara (Eostre) circa March 21, also known as the Spring or Vernal Equinox, is one of two dates where day and night are equal; a point of balance, after which the forces of light gain power and preeminence over the...
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sindred:
Interesting! I knew that Easter was another co-opted pagan holiday but I didn't know all the details...Have a good Monday kiss
pr0ject605:
I just read your 'What makes me happy' and wanted to hug you!
Then I read your 'What gets me hot' and had a different reaction. blush
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So everything went fine with the baby daddy taking the kids. They had a great day & arrived back home in one piece. Thank you everyone for helping me get through that day.

Been trying to get some work done on my tshirts but I'm so lazy lately. All my designs being held captive on the ex's computer doesnt help much either. I also have...
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chezgeek:
yeah thatd be cool... im almost done this one and will need new material soon biggrin
timirevolting:
Happy Easter! Hope your having a pleasant weekend. I see a great weekend occuring for you shortly in the future! kiss
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Every muscle in my body is aching from tension, My stomache is doing flips & I just finished crying for the second time. Today is the first day my exhusband is taking my twins out on his own. And to make it worse he's taking them into the city. So what? you say he's they're father, but what you don't understand is that I've raised...
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rock_starry:
awwww hun sorry to hear that you are worried the kids should be ok it is a great thing he is taking some responsiblity and it is great that you are getting a little break what i thinik you need to do is just relax a bit, but i know it probably isnt possible for you to do that until they come home unharmed. those kids love you and know how much mommy has done for them. even though they really cant say it the way you want they do. well hope you are ok and calmed down hope to see you on my friendds list soon
mellisa:
oh hunibunches. theres so much i think i can say but....ill keep it short and simple.

*hugs*
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I had the wierdest experience at the pediatricians office today. My poor son fell & hit his mouth on the fireplace last night so I took him to a new pediatrician today since we just moved. This guy completely freaked me out! I was sitting in a chair with my son on my lap & the Dr rolled over on his stool to check his...
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tonkakatt:
thats kinda fuckt up.
deathbyopus:
wow, thats weird. shocked
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The euphoria of the weekend has finally disipated & I'm more stressed than ever. I'm bitter, resentful, & just plain angry because of the situation I am in. I'm stuck. Does anyone else know what it's like to feel completely stuck? To have made some seriously bad decisions that will effect the rest of your life. My problem is I always think of others before...
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laceyk:
Being stuck sucks.... I agree! It is so frustrating!
sindred:
I ALWAYS wear a belt to a party, baby. (The studded kind doubles as both a bondage & spanking tool!) wink

I'm sorry you're so down. I am in a different situation but I feel very stuck in it. I always manage to get myself into cages. But I think it makes you a stronger person to discover a way out. It has to be worse when someone else is to blame. Venting always helps...