Happy Easter to all those that celebrate. This is a little history on the origins of the holiday the catholic church refers to as Easter:
Ostara (Eostre) circa March 21, also known as the Spring or Vernal Equinox, is one of two dates where day and night are equal; a point of balance, after which the forces of light gain power and preeminence over the...
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So,
A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender looks up and says:
"What the fuck is this!?!"
The frog sez:
"I dunno... it started with a bump on my ass..."
Sorry don't have a short joke right now.