SHOCKING!! TOTALLY SHOCKING!!
When you go out you shouldn't have to listen to Reel2Reel and The Outhere Brothers. SHOCKING!!
So I stroked my friends cat last night and then like the fool I am I touched my eye. Knowing full well that I am allergic to cats I still did this. I was a little drunk but thats no excuse. Instantly my eye started itching and running with eye juice. I woke this morning and I looked like I had been in a fight. My eye was nearly closed up. 2 coffees and a bacon sanger later it was much better.
If I look out of my bedroom window now I can see 3 cats. All of them sleeping with one eye open, ready to attack me. Ready to look so cute that I will stroke them and then get infected again. I am bound to my house. People you need to send my food and drink and maybe some money. I can't leave. Not while they are out there. HELP. This is your chance to do something good.
When you go out you shouldn't have to listen to Reel2Reel and The Outhere Brothers. SHOCKING!!
So I stroked my friends cat last night and then like the fool I am I touched my eye. Knowing full well that I am allergic to cats I still did this. I was a little drunk but thats no excuse. Instantly my eye started itching and running with eye juice. I woke this morning and I looked like I had been in a fight. My eye was nearly closed up. 2 coffees and a bacon sanger later it was much better.
If I look out of my bedroom window now I can see 3 cats. All of them sleeping with one eye open, ready to attack me. Ready to look so cute that I will stroke them and then get infected again. I am bound to my house. People you need to send my food and drink and maybe some money. I can't leave. Not while they are out there. HELP. This is your chance to do something good.
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deboraborealis:
are you alright? you left in an uncharictaristically rude fashion last night. was chris setting fire to stuff by accident?
deboraborealis:
yeah, imaginative. did you say my pics make you go blind. did i poke you in the eye with my massive jew chin?