root_beer

I suggest the following people be immediatly deployed for the front lines in Iraq:

1) Exxon-Mobile Corporate cronies
2) Every Food TV live audience
3) US Federal Government
4) People selling things on Home Shopping type Networks
5) Tara Reid
6) All members of the NRA
7) Every person with the "Power of Pride" bumper sticker
8) Every macho asshole that owns a Hummer
9) Wal-Mart Cronies
10) Any eligible voter who didn't vote in 2004
11) Any participant, or more than casual fan of, any reality TV show.

Basically all the people who've sold their souls for money or ignorance.