This is from my other blog. (Law School: The View from Two Wheels). I'm sitting waiting for my Con Law II test to start, and listing to the resident loud mouth tell us all how it is. Fun. All I can say is summer is here, the bike is rocking and I am ready to get this semester over with. The resident loud mouth just wants someone to pay attention to her. Enjoy the repost from my old blog. I need to write more of the guy code.
Ive been struggling trying to figure out how to talk about this. Its a subject that I think has been forgotten, a subject that we need to remember, a subject we need to teach to our sons, a subject we need to teach to each other. This precious subject is the Guy Code! For those lost souls who have not heard the reverend code, I shall do my best to present to you what I know, one chapter at a time.
So gather around, I shall start with Bathroom Etiquette for guys.
-One should never hang out in the bathroom. The exception to this rule is when you are hiding from either a bad date, or you are the wingman and you need a breather from the grenade you threw yourself on, so you buddy can get laid. Now if you just happen to tell your girlfriend or wife that you are studying or working late, so that you could go grab a few, and you are caught, you are not allowed to hide. Man up, you lied, you got caught, hiding will not help.
-Do not try and carry on a conversation in the bathroom. We are not women, we dont need to gossip. Texting and or surfing the web or playing games is allowed in line or on the toilet. The only exceptions are, at the stadium and then you only talk about the game, or you know for a fact she has an STD and she likes to give, and/or you just got done with her and you feel obligated to throw a caution flag.
-Do not talk on your Cell Phone while on the toilet, or in the bathroom. This included the line leading to the bathroom. The only exception is A when life or limb is at stake, or if you have to warn your buddy that the thing he went home with is 350lbs+ or you know for a fact she has an STD, and she likes to give.
-Do not eat in a public restroom. What you do at home on your private toilet is a matter between you and god. Eating in a public restroom makes you a dirty creepy person. No exception! This includes Coffee in a public restroom!
-Do not take the urinal next to another man. No exception! Either take a stall or wait.
-Do not piss on the floor. If you cant hit the urinal then its time to go home.
-Do not shit in the sink.
-Do not continue to dance in the bathroom. Leave those moves on the dance floor.
-Do flush. No one wants to see shit soup.
In following these rules you show respect for yourself, and you show respect for your fellow man.
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Ive been struggling trying to figure out how to talk about this. Its a subject that I think has been forgotten, a subject that we need to remember, a subject we need to teach to our sons, a subject we need to teach to each other. This precious subject is the Guy Code! For those lost souls who have not heard the reverend code, I shall do my best to present to you what I know, one chapter at a time.
So gather around, I shall start with Bathroom Etiquette for guys.
-One should never hang out in the bathroom. The exception to this rule is when you are hiding from either a bad date, or you are the wingman and you need a breather from the grenade you threw yourself on, so you buddy can get laid. Now if you just happen to tell your girlfriend or wife that you are studying or working late, so that you could go grab a few, and you are caught, you are not allowed to hide. Man up, you lied, you got caught, hiding will not help.
-Do not try and carry on a conversation in the bathroom. We are not women, we dont need to gossip. Texting and or surfing the web or playing games is allowed in line or on the toilet. The only exceptions are, at the stadium and then you only talk about the game, or you know for a fact she has an STD and she likes to give, and/or you just got done with her and you feel obligated to throw a caution flag.
-Do not talk on your Cell Phone while on the toilet, or in the bathroom. This included the line leading to the bathroom. The only exception is A when life or limb is at stake, or if you have to warn your buddy that the thing he went home with is 350lbs+ or you know for a fact she has an STD, and she likes to give.
-Do not eat in a public restroom. What you do at home on your private toilet is a matter between you and god. Eating in a public restroom makes you a dirty creepy person. No exception! This includes Coffee in a public restroom!
-Do not take the urinal next to another man. No exception! Either take a stall or wait.
-Do not piss on the floor. If you cant hit the urinal then its time to go home.
-Do not shit in the sink.
-Do not continue to dance in the bathroom. Leave those moves on the dance floor.
-Do flush. No one wants to see shit soup.
In following these rules you show respect for yourself, and you show respect for your fellow man.
My Blog