ronniebear

Life is great! Hug your mom today and tell her you love her! Look up at the sky and realize how insignificant you are in the grand scheme of things; realizing this makes all the little things seem less important. Enjoy every minute of your time here on Earth cause it's over almost as quick as it begins... Have a great day!

Is it just me, or do the penguins from Madagascar sound like Elaine's boss from Seinfeld?

I have a question for SG peps? Recently I dated this girl who REFUSED to give me a BJ, but she loved when I went down on her. I'm a big fan of oral, giving and receiving, however I'm 33 years old and have only came three times from a blow job. I tried to tell her that I don't want her to go down...
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I woke up to this song stuck in my head, and I'm not sure why?.. "All I wana do is rum-a-zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom... Just shake your rump"... I'm almost embarrassed about it, but I'll bet everyone wakes up sometimes with stupid songs being played in their heads?

Every year on my birthday the entire county of Mexico celebrates my birthday. They call it Cinco De Mayo, but I'm guessing the translation is "Happy Birthday Ronnie"?
Viva La Mexico!!!

I've said this before and I'll probably say it again, but every time I do Blow I regret it the next day!.. It was so pretty outside today and I still had yard work to do, but I was suck inside blowing my nose and coming down from an all night bender... I hate that shit... Until I do my first line, then I forget...
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A friend sent me a digital copy of the time I was on Blind Date. It's an awesome episode, and it's a lot of fun to look back at it and laugh. I think it's funny, but for the longest time I was embarrassed that I had done it. Anyway here are links to the two clips I uploaded on YouTube!

Hope you all enjoy?!?...
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Today was a bad day to be an earthworm in my back yard, as I dug my garden and tilled the dirt. If you're keeping score at home its.. Earthworms Zero vs. Gas powered Tiller 1,239..
Sorry Worms!..

Why is it the more I drink the earlier I rise? It's 7:30am Sunday morning and I'm looking at peoples profiles to find new bands to download music. MP3Fiesta is a buck a day for unlimited downloads right now; I'm stoned, board, it's too fucking early to do anything and I already masturbated... haha

While driving home from Chicago today I thought it would be a good idea to stop for some Dairy Queen!.. while in the drive though I decided to put the top down on my car because it was absolutely beautiful out; with the top down and my blizzard in hand I set out for the highway again only this time with the top down! Everything...
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