1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"

4. My wife told me...
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What once was bright now lays dark, no future do I see.
The pain is here to stay I think and joy is gone from me.
It came and went and before I knew what ever it was I had
From joy and thrills came tears and woe happy turned sad
To go back and re-live those times could things find a way
To work...
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With 2016 coming to an end (FINALLY! ๐Ÿ˜œ) It's time to start fresh in the new year. To decide what kind of year we want 2017 to be. In the spirit of having a fresh start, I have decided it's time to make some changes. Up until now I've let my insecurities about myself (ie.. How I look) keep me from going after...
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So I'm on day three of my exercise regiment, and still going. So maybe this time I'll be able to keep my motivation and actually lose the weight again. The thing that I realized when I started back up, was it has been waaayyyy too long! I should have started back up before, but I'm doing it now so that's something...
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ronly74:
@kittyqueen thank you so much. ๐Ÿ˜Š Yeah I'm a month into execrsizing and I'm starting to feel like I'm losing weight. It's a good feeling. ๐Ÿ˜
midnightsun:
I feel you! I've needed to get back to my grind as well as of lately
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It's been a while since my last post I know, but I just haven't had anything to say. I thought I'd post an update to my relationship status advice post. Okay so this woman I've been seeing is pretty amazing in most respects. She is smart, beautiful, talented caring, and a whole host of other things I find attractive in a...
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chef:
Full throttle go for it. ย Yes you will get hurt probably. ย I've been in a similar spot and set myself up for heartache. ย But then I would have missed all the fun. ย 
ronly74:
@chefbeth You're probably right. I do want a real relationship with her, but if it means I get to have her in my life, maybe I can just go with what ever we're doing. Who know's it may lead to more, it may not, but as you said the in between IS fun. Thanks. ;-)ย 
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Excerpt from The Cemetery On The Hill, one of the 13 Morbid Tales by my dear friend Devon Miller.

Eva slipped off her sandals to feel the soft, freshly mown grass on her feet. The Sun shone through the leaves on the trees casting shadows that danced on her white sundress, and the gray, stone monuments around her. Feeling better than she had in weeks...
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Hello all my amazing SG friends. I just wanted to share with you a Christmas poem I wrote a few years ago. Thank you all for an amazing 2014, and I hope you all have a FANTASTIC 2015.. Much love and happiness to you all.

Christmas is the time of year
When people laugh and children cheer
The thing to know or rather see
Is...
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