Okay, I'm always tryin to work on my spanish and I found a cool way.
Watch my favorite movies with spanish subtitles.
Today's feature was True Romance.
Christmas is coming up and it will be so lovely to communicate with my grandmothers and other relatives using my newfound phrases
Below are some interesting lines that I'm going to try to work into my Spanish conversations.
no te imaginas el alivio que senti cuando te quitaste el vestido y vi que no tienias un verga
Translation: I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress and you didn't have a dick.
cualquier negro que dice que no chupa cono esta mentiendo
Translation: Any nigga say he don't eat pussy is lyin' his ass off!
Negro, si te metes suficiente perico, tu culo pendejo hara muchas cosas bien jodidas
Translation: Nigga you smoke enough sherm, yo dumb ass do a LOT o' muthafuckin thangs!
sientate, muchacho. sirvete un rollito chino. aqui tenemos de todo de "joe ojo chico" a "mierde si se"
Translation: Grab a seat boy. Grab yo self a egg roll. We got everything here from Little Eye Joe to damnd if I know!
Debes haber pensado que era dia del chico blanco
Translation: He must've thought it was whiteboy day.
soy el anticristo. ustedes me agrarro con un humor como de vendetta. puede decirle los angeles del cielo que nunca ha visto el mal tan singularmente personificado como en el rosto del hombre que lo mato
Translation: I'm the antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kinda mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evel so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man that killed you.
tienes un montonazo de cocaina aqui
Translation: You got a helluva lotta cocaine here!
parezco una rubia preciosa de tetas y trasero grandes que sabe helodo de vainilla francesa?
Translation: Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream?
no me pintes una verga! voy hacer que te maten!
Translation: Don't give me the finger! I'll fucking have you killed!
es mejor tener una pistola y no necesitarla que necesital una y no tenarla
Translation: It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need one and not have it.
quieren fumar de me pipa?
Translation: You guys wanna smoke a bowl?
Try these out on any spanish speakers you encounter throughout the day and see if they can name the movie. Make sure you are a good fighter.
Watch my favorite movies with spanish subtitles.
Today's feature was True Romance.
Christmas is coming up and it will be so lovely to communicate with my grandmothers and other relatives using my newfound phrases
Below are some interesting lines that I'm going to try to work into my Spanish conversations.
no te imaginas el alivio que senti cuando te quitaste el vestido y vi que no tienias un verga
Translation: I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress and you didn't have a dick.
cualquier negro que dice que no chupa cono esta mentiendo
Translation: Any nigga say he don't eat pussy is lyin' his ass off!
Negro, si te metes suficiente perico, tu culo pendejo hara muchas cosas bien jodidas
Translation: Nigga you smoke enough sherm, yo dumb ass do a LOT o' muthafuckin thangs!
sientate, muchacho. sirvete un rollito chino. aqui tenemos de todo de "joe ojo chico" a "mierde si se"
Translation: Grab a seat boy. Grab yo self a egg roll. We got everything here from Little Eye Joe to damnd if I know!
Debes haber pensado que era dia del chico blanco
Translation: He must've thought it was whiteboy day.
soy el anticristo. ustedes me agrarro con un humor como de vendetta. puede decirle los angeles del cielo que nunca ha visto el mal tan singularmente personificado como en el rosto del hombre que lo mato
Translation: I'm the antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kinda mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evel so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man that killed you.
tienes un montonazo de cocaina aqui
Translation: You got a helluva lotta cocaine here!
parezco una rubia preciosa de tetas y trasero grandes que sabe helodo de vainilla francesa?
Translation: Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream?
no me pintes una verga! voy hacer que te maten!
Translation: Don't give me the finger! I'll fucking have you killed!
es mejor tener una pistola y no necesitarla que necesital una y no tenarla
Translation: It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need one and not have it.
quieren fumar de me pipa?
Translation: You guys wanna smoke a bowl?
Try these out on any spanish speakers you encounter throughout the day and see if they can name the movie. Make sure you are a good fighter.
boleyn:
that's a fantastic way to learn spanish! i wish we'd watched those movies in my high school spanish class, haha
life_returns:
hahahahahah.