robvicious

I wasn't even supposed to be there today, by which I mean Smokey Bone's. I went in though, and while I did make about $60 for about three and a half hours of work, I was still pissed. In place of a tip, my last table left me a folded sheet of paper with flowers and the words "Just A little Tip," on the front.

The inside was full of bullshit like "God loves you" and You are only saved through Jesus." On the back was a little sticker that said it was put out by some Baptist assholes and it gave a number.

Side note, if you want to "save" some people it's probably not a good idea to piss them the fuck off. I get paid $2.13 an hour, I need my tips fuck-tards. These cock punches didn't know I was an atheist either, they just assumed. Even though I do have a fucking cross tattooed on my fucking arm. Mark made the observation that on the tattooed cross is the face of Christ so maybe they were thinking I was Catholic. Dicks.

So, pissed off and in need of good company, I went to my future home, Edgar house. I gave Mark the paper and the story and we finished our cigarettes. We showed Gabe and damned if that bastard didn't call the assholes up and leave a message in my behalf, cursing and all.

Well done Gabe and fuck those guys. Seriously. Fucking swine.

Much Love, Rob