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I dreamt there was chaos on the streets outside. The sky was red from the fires raging in London. The atmosphere was unbreathable outside. Everyone was dead. I was lying on my bed listening to some motown!!! Was I bothered though? Not really. 


Didn't make it to Uni for the last day - oops.
I awoke at 1:30 and decided not to bother as I...
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Didn't make it to Uni for the last day - oops.
I awoke at 1:30 and decided not to bother as I...
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elysia:
I sincerely hope so. It'd make me consider shopping at Asda more often.

pixiebelle:
Aah the beloved wensleydale, cheese of champions. You have good taste sir!

Struggling Robot struggling to write...
...an average day then...
I plan to stay up all night and all day in order to have something to show tomorrow on the last term day of the year. What with having drinks to consume in the afternoon I reckon I gonna be lamblasted.
I am just thinking that I might as well watch a movie while I'm waiting...
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...an average day then...

I plan to stay up all night and all day in order to have something to show tomorrow on the last term day of the year. What with having drinks to consume in the afternoon I reckon I gonna be lamblasted.
I am just thinking that I might as well watch a movie while I'm waiting...
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extrafox:
Paradise is sort of thick and really sweet and fills you up rather quickly. It's hard to narrowly avoid crossing the line between deliciously full of milkshake and ready to throw said milkshake up all over the keyboard.

elysia:
Presents could be a way to go ... maybe the whole "bag of dog shit on fire, ring the doorbell, run away" idea would work well here?

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elysia:
Oh I had that piccy in my journal a week or so ago ... made me laugh muchos.
Ha ha ha SANTA IS DEAD! Hell ... wait ... that'd mean he had to exist first right?
Ha ha ha SANTA IS DEAD! Hell ... wait ... that'd mean he had to exist first right?

elysia:
Ewwwww ... what a horrendous thought
not a robot poem
robo magnificent creatures we.
having robo magnificent sex
with robo magnifcent meaning
and robo fannytastic cats
robo magnificent creatures we.
having robo magnificent sex
with robo magnifcent meaning
and robo fannytastic cats


elysia:
fannytastic - one of my favourite words
That and 'spaswad'
That and 'spaswad'

donut3000:
A poem in a can


deactivated robot
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robot_jim:
I am a paperclip. I am a paperclip.

donut3000:
are you the 'microsoft office paperclip' ?
robot made of hot chocolate - yummy

extrafox:
WHAT IN BLOODY HELL

elysia:
robot made of no sense
Badly constructed robot

elysia:
Take apart and start again.

fergs:
Thank you!!!

badly oiled robot
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donut3000:
E45 or WD40 hmm im not sure what to recomend anymore. apart from getting somone else to apply it!

donut3000:
have you tried the quick fit fitters?? or Madam Chang's house of ill-repute?
SuIcIdE rObOt

donut3000:
is that like a defective cyberman?

extrafox:
I'm a journalism major with an English (writing) minor that could possibly turn into a double major. But... probably not because I'm pretty sleepy