Apparently Alaska is where emotionally damaged men migrate to. And why not? If you're looking for solitude and a nice play to die, what better place to go than a barren snowscape (and you don't even need to change citizenship to move there!). But the habitat of the commitment phobic turbo-bachelor is threatened by the prospect of oil drilling. With all current sources of sweet,...
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I wish I had a car, or that PSU was more conveniently located. If either were the case, I'd be able to enjoy tattoo convention hijinks. As it is, though, hijinks are woefully absent. Just videogames and self-absorbed melancholy on my side.
On the bright side, the F's I would've gotten this semester can be stricken from my record if I so choose, since my...
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On the bright side, the F's I would've gotten this semester can be stricken from my record if I so choose, since my...
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fenchurch:
Things I wouldn't mind having on my body:
Ha ha look I am so funny and also so clever!
Ha ha look I am so funny and also so clever!
fenchurch:
Too true, Sirrah.
I didn't win the lottery, so I'm thinking about selling myself on e-Bay now. I think I need a little more in the way of plans for the future than that. I need mentoring more than anything else right now, but I suck at sports and they don't have coaches for people who spend half the day in their undahpants listening to showtunes.
I kinda...
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aeryn:
If it was really Jesus and all they about him is true...i guess he'd understand...I would at leat.
Right now I'm trying to sell my soul on ebay but no one is bidding.
Right now I'm trying to sell my soul on ebay but no one is bidding.
The pills I'm on haven't done anything beyond making it impossible for me to stay up past 1 a.m. I even took them with soda (which supposedly gave one other girl a bizzarrely huge boost of energy that lasted throughout the day), and yet I find myself without even the most minute change in my mood or energy. Do I just have a super-human resistance...
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aeryn:
gladly drink with you.
daniofthedead:
get to updating biach! 
Somebody stop the future. It's scary and it's going to eat me alive.
I'm back home and I don't feel any connection to my family whatsoever. I wonder if I ever did. I don't know how or when I'll tell them what's been going on with me. That is, pretty much, something I've never done before.
I don't want it to be spring break. I...
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I'm back home and I don't feel any connection to my family whatsoever. I wonder if I ever did. I don't know how or when I'll tell them what's been going on with me. That is, pretty much, something I've never done before.
I don't want it to be spring break. I...
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fenchurch:
I'm going to come back when I'm less tired and change the few choice words necessary to change that statement into a graphic and innapropriate pick up line.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
clara:
It seems to be a pretty common sort of human problem. I think you'll be ok. 
Watching Gilmore Girls reruns makes me want a relationship with a middle-aged woman. I'd have to be middle-aged too, though.
From wanting to be 21 to wanting to be 37....
From wanting to be 21 to wanting to be 37....
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mat8drb:
My 40 year old friend at work is pretty cool and does not act remotely like a 40 year old woman. More like a 25 year old. People are cool.
gadget:
Ha, gilmore girls rule.
It's become hard to imagine the possibility that things were ever any different than they are now. The better moments of my past seem just as much like fantasies as anything I could conjure up on an idle afternoon, or whenever. Am I romanticizing the mundane or have I just fallen into such a rut that I can barely fathom even the most common occurance...
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fenchurch:
That's why I particularly enjoy reading your sentences, as it happens.
mandarin:
Oh I've heard about santorum the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex believe you me!
[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 4:18PM]
[Edited on Feb 28, 2005 4:18PM]
I downloaded too much porn so the university took away my internet connection. Oh, the foolish lack of restraint!
Though I suppose the lack of this distraction will do me good. Or bad. Not sure which. Honestly, the lab is just a short walk away so it's not a terrible inconvenience.
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Though I suppose the lack of this distraction will do me good. Or bad. Not sure which. Honestly, the lab is just a short walk away so it's not a terrible inconvenience.
I don't know what I'm doing for spring break, but it's probably going to...
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st_expedite:
Hmmmm. We started by sawing sandwiches in half, and we're magically working our way up to scantily-clad assistants.
fenchurch:
That's badass.
How much porn does one have to download before they take away your connection?
Never mind, the truth could never live up to my beautiful imaginings.
Some things are better left unsaid.
How much porn does one have to download before they take away your connection?
Never mind, the truth could never live up to my beautiful imaginings.
Some things are better left unsaid.
I figure first loves are just a pain, but everyone else seems to get through fine. I will as well then, right?
I'm on a sample packet of Lexapro to see if I get any side effects before I commit to an actual prescription. It tastes bad and upsets my stomach a little. I think I can feel my sex drive dwindling already.
It only...
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I'm on a sample packet of Lexapro to see if I get any side effects before I commit to an actual prescription. It tastes bad and upsets my stomach a little. I think I can feel my sex drive dwindling already.
It only...
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fenchurch:
My parents are both psychologists and I've been on a fair number of them in the past, so I'm a quasi-veritable wealth of information, both objective and personal...feel free to ask me anything. You can hit me up on aim or journal if'n you like.
daniofthedead:
prozac nation = lexapro land!
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aeryn:
wanna talk about it? I'll listen.
aeryn:
Oh god i know that feeling...
I am presently hiding from all news cause I like my 43 inch flat screen HDTV and if I watch news on it I will throw my remote through it. I am banned from reading any print news because I cry...so reading this I will only say that Bush and Karl Rove are evil incarnate and they will take this last wild place to hell with them. Thank god the next war will be over water.