I'm a little worried that I missed out on discovering my talent. I don't mean that I think I could have latent musical or culinary abilities or something that I still have time to get into. I'm referring to things a person simply can't do in the modern world. What if I could've been an excellent dinosaur slayer, or ninja, or shaman? Or a combination...
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daniofthedead:
im alive on here again yay 
st_expedite:
Have you considered taxidermy?
I don't understand my strange compulsion to hide my entire body under layers and layers of clothes. If I become homeless, I will wear no less than 7 jackets. I will prowl the streets with my trusty pointed branch and stick it to crime. People will try to stab and shoot me, but to no avail. I mean, come on. 7 layers of jacket.
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fenchurch:
Success....such a subjective term...
Although if you truly did achieve little success, it's probably because you failed to remove several jackets first.
Although if you truly did achieve little success, it's probably because you failed to remove several jackets first.
kimmie:
OH MY GOD yesterday my boyfriend created his new trend-- LAYERCORE. Geez Louise, are you cool! I mean warm. Uh I mean hot. Whatever, you know what I mean.
I only like the subject of God when it appeals to my imagination. The rules and regulations of religion just turn me off. I mean you're presenting the idea of some logic defying superbeing, but you take the fun out of it by telling me that I was created by a sexually frigid extradimensional nanny from the furthest reaches of the reverse galaxy.
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cheshiretatts:
Are zombies the same as mummies?
No because Zombies don't have the fly threads
Are candles flames pretty to you?
Very I'm like a moth
Do you enjoy picnics?
Depends on who is my company
No because Zombies don't have the fly threads
Are candles flames pretty to you?
Very I'm like a moth
Do you enjoy picnics?
Depends on who is my company
bloodxflux:
anything over 4 ponies automatically qualifies you as a pony farmer, and if you had a pony farm i'd think you were the hottest thing alive! though, my 8th grade bus driver was a pony farm owner, no shit, and she was pretty scary.
Nobody cares about the environment, until it starts killing people.
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fenchurch:
That's not what SG told me!!
But yeah. I've pretty much decided it's not worth it. Money isn't everything. Cue the poignant music, please.
You just can't put a price on looking cool.
Unless it's $3.50 for a pack of cigarettes.
But yeah. I've pretty much decided it's not worth it. Money isn't everything. Cue the poignant music, please.
You just can't put a price on looking cool.
Unless it's $3.50 for a pack of cigarettes.
clara:
Does this have something to do with fireflies in jars? Because those little bastards get mean when you overcrowd them.
I'm reading Wicked, and that's about it.
I should be using mistletoe as an excuse to invade someone's personal space, but oh well.
Happy Day of Slightly Heightened Signifigance to all!
Happy Day of Slightly Heightened Signifigance to all!
Exactly what are you supposed to do when confronted with the possibility that someone might be better than you in every single way?
Mope in your room and watch Ethan Hawke movies.
Mope in your room and watch Ethan Hawke movies.
whoa:
Simple, you just wait until said person is asleep. When you're done, make sure you throw the knife into the center of the river, and not close to either of the two banks.
I uploaded a few pictures.
1. I just didn't like that part of my profile to be empty.
2. I wanted to update so I could push my last entry out of the most recent position.
I need a haircut and several situps.
1. I just didn't like that part of my profile to be empty.
2. I wanted to update so I could push my last entry out of the most recent position.
I need a haircut and several situps.
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st_expedite:
Thanks for the request-- and the post.
Hey! I've had the gorilla fantasy before!
Hey! I've had the gorilla fantasy before!
clara:
It's the time of year when people wear layers. You don't need situps for months!
Please note that I didn't actually look at the photos yet. You might not need them at all. I'm just taking your word for it here.
Please note that I didn't actually look at the photos yet. You might not need them at all. I'm just taking your word for it here.
Faith is belief without factual basis. You have to wonder about any institution that treats such a thing as a virtue.
Don't ask questions.
I'm not in a happy place right now.
I wish that I commented in other journals more often, but I really have nothing of interest to say.
I find that there's a lot less to me than most people think. I...
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Don't ask questions.
I'm not in a happy place right now.
I wish that I commented in other journals more often, but I really have nothing of interest to say.
I find that there's a lot less to me than most people think. I...
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M' new roommates are slobs and the room is cramped and disgusting. I wish I hadn't chosen to move out of my current room. Maybe I can take it back.
finch:
where is it?
eponine:
my roommates are slobs too. even threats on their life won't get them to clean.
i like your profile picture. it's my favorite threadless shirt.
i like your profile picture. it's my favorite threadless shirt.