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Sorry it took me soo long to write this but I have been extremely busy the last few weeks! I got a new job and it is just taking my life away frown Oh well I suppose I need to support myself for my life to be worth it.
Soo back to my study....
Well there are a few things I learned and a few things...
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slamcage:
Yeah, I knew I had a big one!!!! mad
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Donate Your Penis To Science!!!

Ok a colleague and I are currently conducting a scientific study on men around my age... First and for most this is a REAL study and we need TRUTHFULL answers!
If you're down here is what I need from you...
Age.
Height.
Weight.
And Penis size lenth and girth hard.
If you don't have a tape measure you can use...
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distortion:
Age 21
Height 5'4"
Weight 165lbs
Length 8"
Girth I'm guessing 4" + or -
Hey I'm a grower not a shower ok. wink
skrewbulb:
Age: 28
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 185
Length: 6.25"
Girth: 4.75"

Never really measured before this.
Nice ink by the way. Who does your work?
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Ok I'm better now... Needed to let out some aggression... Don't ask tongue Anyho I'm goin campin this weekend!! Drunkin Skinny Dipping Rocks!!! Hella biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
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almostfamous:
well i hope you took the camera tongue
distortion:
O yeah, sounds great. Have fun with that. smile
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Hmmm To Be a Good Friend Or To Be The Raging Bitch I Was Born to Be.... That Is The Question...... Eh Who Am I Kidding I'm Gonna Fuck Someone Up! mad mad biggrin biggrin skull skull kiss
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xwingsofleadx:
i would i hope i never pissed you off. youve always been sweet to me. by the way, when do you want your peanut butter cookies? wink kiss skull
distortion:
Whats the problem? I like the look in that profile pic beautiful and deadly. I'm scared and strangley aroused. If all else fails just be yourself, even if that is a raging bitch. Fuck it. ARRR!!!
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tattooedteddy:
Very Beautiful. love blush
xwingsofleadx:
hot...... anyway whats been going on. havent seen you online lately. just dropping by to say hi. drop me a line sometime
skull
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bazza0091:
hey You're back! and with new cool hair.
So where have you been what you been up to?

gorgeous new profile pic btw wink kiss kiss love
in_progress:
i don't know you, but those are bloody sweet.
rock n roll!
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Haven't updated in a minute so as pointless as it may be here ya go tongue
Still not really workin.. Doin some tatt work but most of that has been for my friends and what not so not much money comin in... My mom wants me to go back to school and she would pay for everything... I'm seriously thinkin about it.. When will I ever...
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distortion:
Of course I still love you. Nice tat. Did you do all of it freehand or did you trace it? Not to sound like an ass Its just that all my tats were traced.
smile
fred:

hey that job sounds cool... I'd go for it.
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This is me bitching... mad mad

So I was watching tv today and while flipping through the channels I came across MTV's new show "I want a famous face" I stopped for a minute just to see what this was all about... It was the beginning of the show and they were telling the story of some girl who wanted plastic surgery to look like Carmen Electra....
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jhoneilmc:
check out some new photos I did: Click
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jerry1507:
-->OCCUPATION: Tattoo Artist in the making

tell me when it's done!! wink

maybe i still got some space biggrin
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Sexual Horoscope
Enjoy!!! But remember Scorpios are always gonna be the best fuck wink biggrin biggrin love love love love kiss kiss miao!!

AQUARIUS WOMEN: Always make the right moves, say the right things and create the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid!. Believe that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile. Best...
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fred:

aha, you came back!
distortion:
The offer still stands. wink
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Ok I wanna hear some stories!! True stories about you!
Here is my crazy story for today:
New Years 2001... Erin and I were at this party in the middle of BFE and were seriously bored! We had heard there was a guy who had some really good acid so we were like cool lets go! So we drove over to his house and found...
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distortion:
Thats what OE will do to you I hate that shit. puke
paint:

LOL tongue oh shit that some funny shit.
One December me and acouple of friends got so fuck up, we were playing in the rain, slidding in the mudd. eeek lol it was so much fun, one of them started to eat mudd cause he though it was chocolate.lol oh man i forgot about that. tongue biggrin
Thanks for the memory.
I guess that what happen when you do too many drugs.... tongue tongue
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jhoneilmc:
woo yeah the f#$ck!! I thought you don't want to be in this site anymoretongue I offered to buy you a subscription too. tongue Anyhoo, I did missed you. How ya been you semi-Flip?
Nice pictures.. Creepy. Did you see my clown photos? Those are creepy as wellsmile
distortion:
Sure did, love the pics.
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Alright Well I think Sadly I am leaving SG... I love you all! But I just don't come on here enough and I would prefer to spent the measly 9 bucks on more Kool Aid biggrin Check me out here Cheshiretatts Because you know you love me wink kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss Times a billion and forty two! miao!!
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distortion:
Sorry to see you go. You could of been a contender. Heres looking at you kid.(famous goodbye lines movies) I'll miss you, farewell.
greenfairy:
We'll miss you. kiss