Oh my God. I thought my priorities were displaced but someone has just constructed a website to complain about various cafeteria employees at CWRU... here's an excerpt:
You came to work at CWRU/University Hospitals early Monday morning. You cant rely on a shuttle, so you walk the 65 miles from your parking lot through the sleet and rain to your job. You decide to reward yourself on the way in with a cup of coffee and a bagel from the BRB caf and Starbucks coffee counter. The signs read that they are open at 7:30 a.m. Its 7:50 but the coffee counter is vacant. You try the cafeteria door, but its locked. You really want that bagel so you wait by the handrail of the stairs in the BRB lobby. After waiting a few minutes, a member of the BRB cleaning crew walks past you and tries the door. As if by magic, a member of the BRB cafeteria staff appears and opens the door and the crewperson enters. You follow suit, only to have the cafeteria door locked as you are half-way between the coffee counter and the cafeteria door.
Faint with hunger and furious, you wait 7 more minutes for the door to officially open.
Inside, as soothing R&B beats thunder from the sub-woofer at 110 decibels-ever so appropriate at 8 a.m., you approach the bagel counter but there are no bagels on display. You spy what is obviously a fresh bag of bagels on the counter. You ask for a whole wheat bagel with Boursin spread.
I havent put the bagels out yet you are informed.
You beg and plead and finally convince the counter person to fish a bagel out of the bag (but not without a fair amount of huffing and attitude on the part of your bagel-server). The bagel is sliced, warmed and served.
And may I have the Boursin spread with that? you kindly remind.
They didnt order any cheese, theres some butter behind you.
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Alright, alright... where do I start? Well, first, I should mention that this same person has posted no less than 100 flyers advertising this website throughout the building where I work at CWRU. I have personally taken down every single fucking flyer I have seen today. Please tell me the world hasn't produced a person this fucking uptight... pleeeease??? Well, I guess I'm just as uptight so let me break this down for y'all (addressed to the shithead-at-large who likely isn't a member of this site):
1) Hey asshole.. take your petty fucking complaints elsewhere. The cafeteria workers at the BRB interact with nearly everyone in the building on a daily basis, I don't care if they are writing "fuck off" with gourmet cream cheese on your morning bagel, don't fucking ridicule them to EVERYONE if YOU have problem.
2) As can be surmised from the almost yearly cafeteria-worker walkouts at CWRU, these people get paid jack-fucking-shit to serve you overpriced cups of coffee, pasta bowls, organic fucking tofu, etc.. if you'd ever talk to them, you'd know they have families.. a couple of them have to send their kids to school in the morning, etc, etc, etc, etc... tough shit if you can't get your coffee when you want it... tough shit if they don't accomodate your demands to your satisfaction.. you complain about walking "65 miles through sleet and snow" or whatever to get to work... 65 fucking miles? Imagine waiting for a fucking bus at 6 in the morning in order to go to a cafeteria to serve uptight, white assholes food all day? Imagine that? You would've blew your brains out by now, I'm sure.
3) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Excuse me as I send a nasty email to this guy just to blow off some steam.
I need a new job.
You came to work at CWRU/University Hospitals early Monday morning. You cant rely on a shuttle, so you walk the 65 miles from your parking lot through the sleet and rain to your job. You decide to reward yourself on the way in with a cup of coffee and a bagel from the BRB caf and Starbucks coffee counter. The signs read that they are open at 7:30 a.m. Its 7:50 but the coffee counter is vacant. You try the cafeteria door, but its locked. You really want that bagel so you wait by the handrail of the stairs in the BRB lobby. After waiting a few minutes, a member of the BRB cleaning crew walks past you and tries the door. As if by magic, a member of the BRB cafeteria staff appears and opens the door and the crewperson enters. You follow suit, only to have the cafeteria door locked as you are half-way between the coffee counter and the cafeteria door.
Faint with hunger and furious, you wait 7 more minutes for the door to officially open.
Inside, as soothing R&B beats thunder from the sub-woofer at 110 decibels-ever so appropriate at 8 a.m., you approach the bagel counter but there are no bagels on display. You spy what is obviously a fresh bag of bagels on the counter. You ask for a whole wheat bagel with Boursin spread.
I havent put the bagels out yet you are informed.
You beg and plead and finally convince the counter person to fish a bagel out of the bag (but not without a fair amount of huffing and attitude on the part of your bagel-server). The bagel is sliced, warmed and served.
And may I have the Boursin spread with that? you kindly remind.
They didnt order any cheese, theres some butter behind you.
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Alright, alright... where do I start? Well, first, I should mention that this same person has posted no less than 100 flyers advertising this website throughout the building where I work at CWRU. I have personally taken down every single fucking flyer I have seen today. Please tell me the world hasn't produced a person this fucking uptight... pleeeease??? Well, I guess I'm just as uptight so let me break this down for y'all (addressed to the shithead-at-large who likely isn't a member of this site):
1) Hey asshole.. take your petty fucking complaints elsewhere. The cafeteria workers at the BRB interact with nearly everyone in the building on a daily basis, I don't care if they are writing "fuck off" with gourmet cream cheese on your morning bagel, don't fucking ridicule them to EVERYONE if YOU have problem.
2) As can be surmised from the almost yearly cafeteria-worker walkouts at CWRU, these people get paid jack-fucking-shit to serve you overpriced cups of coffee, pasta bowls, organic fucking tofu, etc.. if you'd ever talk to them, you'd know they have families.. a couple of them have to send their kids to school in the morning, etc, etc, etc, etc... tough shit if you can't get your coffee when you want it... tough shit if they don't accomodate your demands to your satisfaction.. you complain about walking "65 miles through sleet and snow" or whatever to get to work... 65 fucking miles? Imagine waiting for a fucking bus at 6 in the morning in order to go to a cafeteria to serve uptight, white assholes food all day? Imagine that? You would've blew your brains out by now, I'm sure.
3) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Excuse me as I send a nasty email to this guy just to blow off some steam.
I need a new job.
hey, when are you going to be playing with the barflys next?
oh my god.. i was just looking at your groups.. you own a GUN??? you never told me!!
.. heh heh.
of course you know that i am making a funny.
[Edited on Sep 02, 2003]