The urge to shoot out the speakers at Johnny Rockets is growing in my belly like hellspawn. Who's brilliant idea was it to put speakers OUTSIDE, so that all passersby could have the pleasure of hearing the Jackson 5 and the Supremes every time they walk down the street?
My aim is no good, though. And that street is crawling with cops all night. I'd...
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My aim is no good, though. And that street is crawling with cops all night. I'd...
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It was a great night of radio, thanks to you. Now on to the big bad daytime hours...
Like Quentin Crisp, I live in cafes. It was much easier when one of my ex-flings worked at my favorite one, because he always gave me stuff for free and played music I liked. Now that I've been away for a while, I fell out of the...
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Like Quentin Crisp, I live in cafes. It was much easier when one of my ex-flings worked at my favorite one, because he always gave me stuff for free and played music I liked. Now that I've been away for a while, I fell out of the...
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ikilledpinky:
nothin yet, i think the things ive made so far are probably funny to 3 peopl ein the universe. the rest im ashamed of (story wise, not my camera work which to toot my own horn is perfecto 
). but as soon as i finish shooting "pest control" im gonna put it up, finally something im proud of. what sites could i ul it to?
ps clay Roy Schieder is THE SHIT
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). but as soon as i finish shooting "pest control" im gonna put it up, finally something im proud of. what sites could i ul it to?
ps clay Roy Schieder is THE SHIT
[Edited on Mar 28, 2003]
minsc_and_boo:
you took your pic down
you took your pic down
You're listening to 66.6 FM, WSTD...it's seven o'clock, and I, the roamy one, will be here with you for the next few hours, playing songs of heartbreak and manic contempt.
I'll be taking requests all night long, so if there's something you want to hear, let me know. In the meantime, I'm going to start off this next set with something brand spanking new....remember, you...
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I'll be taking requests all night long, so if there's something you want to hear, let me know. In the meantime, I'm going to start off this next set with something brand spanking new....remember, you...
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vix:
Yeah decided the town I was from had nothing more to offer me so packed me bags & trotted of to the big smoke to do my degree in search of fame, fourtune & decent clubs. Was really scary at first, thought i'd hate it but im having a ball! Why'd you not like it?
No red lipstick to knock 'em dead with indeed! Have you SEEN your profile pic?!! Bloody gorgeous!
Thanks for the tip off about that pin up artist * Runs off to investigate further*
No red lipstick to knock 'em dead with indeed! Have you SEEN your profile pic?!! Bloody gorgeous!
Thanks for the tip off about that pin up artist * Runs off to investigate further*
_v_:
hey you aren't a conjoined twin
you're just one sexy mamma
ha
how's it going today
you're just one sexy mamma
ha
how's it going today
It's definitely time to put on some bright red lipstick and run around the apartment like a moron.
What do you do when no one else is home?
What do you do when no one else is home?
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voltaire:
the same thing I do when he's home... whatever I want...
bryn:
i am a closet-case nudist. there is never a stitch of clothing on me when im in my house. maybe thats why i live alone...
yes. since ive been indoors with the plague, ive been smacking my head against a burger, hoping that some vegan, somewhere, is taking offense.
book: i wrote and illustrated it
proof: im independantly publishing it, ordered 60-some odd copies [all i could afford for now], and they just sent me the rough draft print. woohoo!
yes. since ive been indoors with the plague, ive been smacking my head against a burger, hoping that some vegan, somewhere, is taking offense.
book: i wrote and illustrated it
proof: im independantly publishing it, ordered 60-some odd copies [all i could afford for now], and they just sent me the rough draft print. woohoo!
Now I'm going to invent a special kind of journal entry called the "You Are Now Running On Reserve Batter Power" journal entry:
(jumps up and down a few times)
(dances to the first twenty seconds of that T.A.T.U. song they always play on the radio)
(screams "Thank you, Minneapolis!")
(falls over)
(jumps up and down a few times)
(dances to the first twenty seconds of that T.A.T.U. song they always play on the radio)
(screams "Thank you, Minneapolis!")
(falls over)
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_v_:
ugh
movie was great
i liked it
but i like weird movies
movie was great
i liked it
but i like weird movies
dolorian:
profile pic = mutter medical museum??? that place rules. i drove 5 hours to philly just to see that place.
A Brief History of roamingaround:
I was born in 1914, at the dawn of The Great War, in lower Manhattan. Which means I was a child of the Roaring Twenties.
Became a woman during the Depression, when I lost my package somewhere in the dust bowl.
Was cryogenically frozen by the government in the 40's due to my open opposition to the war (all dissenters...
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I was born in 1914, at the dawn of The Great War, in lower Manhattan. Which means I was a child of the Roaring Twenties.
Became a woman during the Depression, when I lost my package somewhere in the dust bowl.
Was cryogenically frozen by the government in the 40's due to my open opposition to the war (all dissenters...
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stickyrice:
I didn't mean to unnerve anyone with my moniker. It might be textural, I guess.
dg:
huh huh huh you said "thingies" uh huh huh
I woke up at 8:30 this morning, natural-like. There must be something amiss in the cosmos.
I may have found some more work, which is good. I'm running out of cash fast, and the bills are just creeping up on me like bullies in the school bathroom. The question is whether or not I should just take the swirly like a pro, or scream and...
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I may have found some more work, which is good. I'm running out of cash fast, and the bills are just creeping up on me like bullies in the school bathroom. The question is whether or not I should just take the swirly like a pro, or scream and...
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dick_army:
You know I have the same problem. I like to chop wood to alleviate my creeping malaise. Today I split a gigantor log and, to put it succinctly, made it my "bitch."
I only fell asleep in make-up once, though.
Err, did I just admit something that should be a secret?
I only fell asleep in make-up once, though.
Err, did I just admit something that should be a secret?
minsc_and_boo:
had a great dream last night .
dreamt you agreed to marry me
dreamt you agreed to marry me
I woke up feeling like a million bucks, hair the SAME color as before---I should write a nasty letter to the hacks at L'Oreal---but no worse for wear.
Last night I actually succeeded in going downtown to my friend's show, and met some interesting people there. One guy made these large, elaborate dioramas out of thin black wire...I can't even describe it. His room was...
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Last night I actually succeeded in going downtown to my friend's show, and met some interesting people there. One guy made these large, elaborate dioramas out of thin black wire...I can't even describe it. His room was...
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gingerlie:
hah, good idea.
temptess:
My fabulous excuse is "I was out of the country during the elections!" Besides that, most people guess me for American even without the "eh", so I'm good to go...
The guy with the dioramas sounds dangerous...
The guy with the dioramas sounds dangerous...
Thanks to everyone for the kind words. I miss my friend terribly, but I'm grateful to have had him for as many years as I did.
Meanwhile, the hours slide on and I can't quite believe that there's a war going on. The citizens of Baghdad got some bombs with their breakfast, and here I am drinking tea and listening to Ghost records, trying to...
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Meanwhile, the hours slide on and I can't quite believe that there's a war going on. The citizens of Baghdad got some bombs with their breakfast, and here I am drinking tea and listening to Ghost records, trying to...
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mtlqueen:
Thanks for the recommendation, roamer. That's exactly what I've been doing all night. I'm putting together the care package to end all care packages... I've been collecting stuff for two months and now I'm worried it'll cost me more to send it than it did to put it together! Oh well, it's really rad and made me feel creative and not want to bash my head on some rocks.
minsc_and_boo:
dear that was the best offer i had all day 
thanks for the haiku
thanks for the haiku
roamingaround's sweet doggie, Max: R.I.P.
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voltaire:
sorry about your dog.......
I'll bet I could give you a recipe that would make you like turnips........
feel better sweetie........
I'll bet I could give you a recipe that would make you like turnips........
feel better sweetie........
mtlqueen:
Your previous post describing a moment with Max was beautiful... That's what I'll remember, rather than a r.i.p.
I'm sad for you, but happy that you had such a cool, cool doggie in your life, which is more than I've got. I've got one cat that's actually an old black seal, and another that's actually a hairy eight year old boy.
I'm sad for you, but happy that you had such a cool, cool doggie in your life, which is more than I've got. I've got one cat that's actually an old black seal, and another that's actually a hairy eight year old boy.
please to explain