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Well screw me sideways....

List five things you'll never say to me.
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missprint:
I could never forget. Were you wearing a leather skirt too? It's all a blur. I had a shy attack and I could hardly see anything.
dick_army:
I am the finger-fucker on the right. And yes the box was empty; it formerly contained 12 deliciously blue-collar beers which I drank. That would account for the the maniacal look. I think the kid in the middle was on acid. The guy on the left is the nefarious Kenn Dogg. I think there are some pics of him doing the mullet thing here: http://www.humboldt.edu/~pck2/mullet

1. I hate geting drunk and being taken advantage of.
2. I went to the gym today.
3. Gee, life really is wonderful and has a point.
4. Let's rent Steel Magnolias.
5. Get your hand out of my pants.
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The Nonsense Museum (a year in review):

I've been memorizing the placement of objects, the dust on the windowsills. The postcards and polaroids you taped to the wall in your room---equidistant, in a grid. The first time I woke up with you, I studied them. The shadow of a hand. A dog. One says, in black script: "Does Anyone Love You?" In the kitchen: a...
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avenger:
practice was great...it makes perfect ya know, or so i'm told anyways. my boyz weren't mad at all...everyting was all set up and ready to go when i got there. we rocked out and everyone was happy. it was well worth bein late anyway, i haven't been as engaged by both, a person's eyes and their words in a long time....
_v_:
dude, you're sideways
and no
no i am not going to be making a girlfriend
you dork
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So beautiful outside.

Makes me want to get drunk and cause trouble.

skull
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cheech:
Time for an INTERVENTION!
missprint:
I'd be happy to take part in any drunken trouble making. When Mimi gets back in town the Providence pack needs to get together and raise some hell!
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I love the sound of:

-the washing machine on spin cycle
-boiling water
-lawn mowers

Inane domestic sounds. Small sounds.

surreal
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bryn:
thanks madame garfield. you made me feel so much better. im talking to a band for the fund raiser, and paramount for the rights to the movie of this disaster.
i love the sound of tv snow for some reason.
minsc_and_boo:
i will be on aim in about 45 mins but heres my addy
Franchise302@hotmail.com
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It slips into my head as a thin, dull note, or a line drawn across my forehead. The sound is gray, I look at the water, the land as it arrives, or as I do, also gray, the trick of moving land, sliding past in a textured strip, though in my mind I recognize the lie. I am moving, or being moved. Turning focus to...
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pseudo_ghost:
Thanks for the complement you made my day. smile

The videos on your website are really interesting a very unique style I like them a lot.

Well I wouldn't say I make a living as an artist more like manage to survive somehow Im trying to find a local job with a design company but I lack actual experience. Right now Im doing some freelance work for a frame shop some design but mostly Photograph Restoration. I hang my ghosty hat in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan but Im hoping to move to British Columbia sometime soon. Where are you from? Or are you really 88 years old and living in Antarctica and if so you look really good for 88.

I don't suppose you have any larger higher resolution pics of yourself if you do Ill make a vector for the very pretty girl. love
minsc_and_boo:
i miss you frown
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So last night, according to comments in my journal, I could have:

1. Gone to see a show with mimi.
2. Gotten drunk with Franchise.

I feel like the Scarlett O'Hara of evening plans....I'll never be lonely again...

kiss kiss

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user092840:
I was in Providence getting drunk too smile
minsc_and_boo:
ok why aren't you on aim?
and i do love you smile
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A certain someone is holding my frozen chicken hostage. I've been reduced to calling him every half hour, leaving pathetic messages on his machine (made worse by the fact that I know he saves all of them), and meanwhile I'm ravenous and have no plans for the evening.

So, uh, what are you doing tonight?

(Yes, it has come to this.)

frown
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rickroyal:
Now that's a 911 call that'd be kinda cool to get. "He's holding my frozen chicken hostage. Please, help! He's threatening to under-cook it."

Plans for the evening? Tempting someone with good head? No, that was last night. Trying to finish a piece of fiction, and then turn my attentions to an essay I'm supposed to write on why Deepthroat became a film instead of a collection of loops. I should probably write critiques tonight, too. Damn.
dg:
Out of ten, I'm not sure - but I know I'd give you one.

Your ass smells more of tuna than your breath, do you store tuna salad in there? It smells a little off.
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Saw two excellent shows tonight:

1. Mimi's very evocative, very talented band, Black Forest/Black Sea. The best bookstore gig I've ever seen in my life. wink

2. Mindflayer (with some other great bands) in downtown Providence. The last time I saw them was three years ago....and I've missed them terribly. The noise is fucking cathartic!

Whenever I go to shows alone (which I do a...
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_lauren_:
he he he
my old cell phone
i was running a bath and talking
and i dropped it in the water
i shouldnt have stood so close to the tub
ugh
thing is
a week later it worked fine
after it had dried out
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maelwys:
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down.

I don't know, sounds like fun to me wink

Mindflayer has to be the best name for a band I have heard in a long time, what do they sound like?
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I have in my possession:

-a bag of soy flour
-one cup of heavy cream
-half a container of sour cream
-wasabi powder
-olive oil
-frozen chicken

and that HAS to suffice until Saturday.

Suggestions?
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rickroyal:
You might try fasting. Or really small portions of chicken.

The gender politics discussion? What usually happens. I was ahead on points arguing against the politization of dating actions until the trump card was pulled on me: I'm a guy so my view point is naturally skewed to the status quo. I hate it when that happens.
ikilledpinky:
it has come to this, im on the verge of being able to make some real money biggrin

if i were you, id chuck all that shit in the garbage and orfer out.
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Do you ever drink so much coffee that you turn paranoid? The day just kept getting more and more twisted, and I felt the anxiety rising in my limbs, making the muscles contract. Things turned violent in the evening. J threw me against the fridge really hard, and I know I deserved it. He held me there until I calmed down.

When I finally crashed,...
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xxanastasiaxx:
oh but you can..I will gladly read to you..for as long as you wish..

and yes, I am a coffee addict..truly. I had a very similar experience about a month ago, to much coffee and legal speed, and to little food..very volatile combo.
minsc_and_boo:
kiss
don't mind me just busy stalking you is all biggrin

[Edited on Apr 10, 2003]