roamingaround

roamingaround's world-famous Personality Test:

1. My favorite color is:
a) putrid
b) obsequious
c) altruistic
d) invisible

2. I enjoy:
a) genocide
b) infanticide
c) regicide
d) pesticide

3. I _____ in the face of danger.
a) eat goat feces
b) stalk celebrities
c) watch pornographic films
d) redecorate

4. If I was an animal, I would be a:
a) teenager
b) remote-control car
c) plague of locusts
d) common cold

5. My favorite food is:
a) alive
b) non-negotiable
c) in your pants
d) structurally unsound

6. God is:
a) my agent
b) the owner of the SGUniverse group
c) unavailable
d) shaved

7. What I appreciate most in a friend is:
a) shoddy workmanship
b) genitalia
c) Oedipal
d) recyclable

8. When I die, I will:
a) enlist
b) trade you my banana for one of your oreos
c) keep a journal of private thoughts
d) dissolve in liquid