i was born at 8 am on a snowy day in december to a lovely lady with childbearing hips.... oh wait. you dont want to hear everything about me from day one. or do you?
i made green cookies. theyre white chocolate chip cookies, that i spiked with mint and green food coloring. no one will buy my weirdness at the bakesale
so i fart on your poopyhead boss. let my sweet garfield go!
the kids are thinking we should go camping in the poconos. hmmm.... stinky no showers and too much bugspray for a week... sounds feckin great!
a life of crime would be fabulous with you, mdear! so which one are you, thelma or louise?
something about me?
when I was little I was afraid of everything but pretended I was fearless. Now? I think I'm living the lie.
i made green cookies. theyre white chocolate chip cookies, that i spiked with mint and green food coloring. no one will buy my weirdness at the bakesale
so i fart on your poopyhead boss. let my sweet garfield go!
the kids are thinking we should go camping in the poconos. hmmm.... stinky no showers and too much bugspray for a week... sounds feckin great!
a life of crime would be fabulous with you, mdear! so which one are you, thelma or louise?