Holy shit batman I can bleed. Next time I decide to go to medical to get blood drawn remind me not to go... So there I was chillaxing in the phlebotimist's chair (the dude or dudette that draws blood, formerly known as a barber) when it came time to get the blood drawn... Enter new inexperianced Navy Corpsman, the only thing that strikes more fear in to my heart then martha stewart remodeling my room is a Navy Corpsman, with a needle, especially the ones that are brand new. Now comes the time to insert the needle in my arm all is good... now lets take the needle out, but while we're doing that let's leave the tournaquette on and see how far I can shoot blood across the room... It was a fun time, I didn't know I could squirt blood like that. Any way, that was my excitement for today, need I mention that the whole blood draw thing is kinda pointless, it's hard to contract and STD when you havn't had sex since the last blood draw you had, but hey at least I'm safe right... RIGHT!?!?!
ok till later kids
Bartonious
ok till later kids
Bartonious
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My pal was donating blood in college, and th girl next to him had a hole in her bag-a pinhole, but with that kind of pressure...WOW. She sprayed blood all over the walls, floor, etc....and her white sorority jacket!