Behold my sad new horoscope
Cancer (June 21-July 21)
For Cancers, Tuesday's New Moon is all about making amends with a former, current or on-again, off-again lover. It's Can Do Saturday, so why not start then? The stars understand it's a pain in the ass, but you have a whole month to make things right. That said, be sure you mean what you say, say...
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