Setting some rumors straight. Or making some up.
Here we go...Rumors of Ricky Hell: The end all, be all settlement of long stood misunderstandings
Rumor: In celebration of Easter, Chuck Norris & Ricky Hell once toasted shots of cobra's blood garnished with venom sacks. The two then faced off, "mano a mano" in a heated exchange of curse words and then segued into a salsa-dancing duel.
NOT TRUE: Luckily for Chuck Norris, he has never met Ricky Hell.
Rumor: On a hot monsoon night in 2000, on a fully drunken dare, Ricky Hell raided a wild Quail's nest and swallowed several eggs whole (like pills). Regardless of the utter disgust and obvious discomfort in his face, he still managed to talk several of the "darers" into trying it for themselves.
TRUE: While his bowels took nearly two full years to forgive this incident, Ricky Hell is one shrewd and cunning son of a bitch. He'll talk you into anything.
Rumor: In a twist of luck (and what would later be described as a psychotic bout caused by a failure to ingest a prescribed daily dose of lithium), Ricky Hell threatened to shoot and/or maim his roommate, Sean Bailey. After a brief tussle, Sean locked himself in a room armed with a framing hammer. A short while later, believing his assailant had fled, Sean exited the room to find his crazed roommate dripping in blood and perched on the kitchen counter. Etched in blood on the counter top were the words, "You're lucky Zucky".
FALSE: Though most details of this story are based on true events, Ricky Hell was the roommate who moved in after this incident. He has never been prescribed lithium, nor any other psychotropic drug. The previous roommate, "Roachie" was actually the would be murderer. Sean Bailey and Ricky Hell remain the best of friends today. Roachie, it is rumored, is unfortunately no longer with us.
Rumor: Ricky Hell once pounded the ever-loving shit out of a 5th grade classmate for a snide remark the kid made about his "MC Hammer" parachute pants and the freshly buzzed lightening bolts on the side of his head.
TRUE: No explanation needed. Anyone else would have done the same thing.
Here we go...Rumors of Ricky Hell: The end all, be all settlement of long stood misunderstandings
Rumor: In celebration of Easter, Chuck Norris & Ricky Hell once toasted shots of cobra's blood garnished with venom sacks. The two then faced off, "mano a mano" in a heated exchange of curse words and then segued into a salsa-dancing duel.
NOT TRUE: Luckily for Chuck Norris, he has never met Ricky Hell.
Rumor: On a hot monsoon night in 2000, on a fully drunken dare, Ricky Hell raided a wild Quail's nest and swallowed several eggs whole (like pills). Regardless of the utter disgust and obvious discomfort in his face, he still managed to talk several of the "darers" into trying it for themselves.
TRUE: While his bowels took nearly two full years to forgive this incident, Ricky Hell is one shrewd and cunning son of a bitch. He'll talk you into anything.
Rumor: In a twist of luck (and what would later be described as a psychotic bout caused by a failure to ingest a prescribed daily dose of lithium), Ricky Hell threatened to shoot and/or maim his roommate, Sean Bailey. After a brief tussle, Sean locked himself in a room armed with a framing hammer. A short while later, believing his assailant had fled, Sean exited the room to find his crazed roommate dripping in blood and perched on the kitchen counter. Etched in blood on the counter top were the words, "You're lucky Zucky".
FALSE: Though most details of this story are based on true events, Ricky Hell was the roommate who moved in after this incident. He has never been prescribed lithium, nor any other psychotropic drug. The previous roommate, "Roachie" was actually the would be murderer. Sean Bailey and Ricky Hell remain the best of friends today. Roachie, it is rumored, is unfortunately no longer with us.
Rumor: Ricky Hell once pounded the ever-loving shit out of a 5th grade classmate for a snide remark the kid made about his "MC Hammer" parachute pants and the freshly buzzed lightening bolts on the side of his head.
TRUE: No explanation needed. Anyone else would have done the same thing.
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