richard_

AHHHHHHHHHHH HA....HA......HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was just out in the backyard staring at some bugs, when lo-and-behold....... I hear whimpering comin from the neighbors backyard. So, I look over the fence to see what was the matter with their dog (Tipsy). But, it's not Tipsy whos whimperin..... NOPE. It's Becky, my sixty-two year old whiteheaded neighbor. And she ain't whimperin cause she fell and broke her hip goddammit, no sir! She's whimperin cause her SEVENTY-THREE YEAR OLD husband Rex, is fuckin the God-given SHEEEEEEEEEEEE....IT out of her wrinkled plump ASS!!!!!!!!!!

For the love of GOD, i'm scarred goddammit...... i'll never be the same.