Dear Sirs, Madams, Had-em's, Aliens, and thouroughly confused citizens..... of these turbulent, yet sexually gratifying, endlessly boobied shores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Just what in the name of Jesus Orlando Christ is going on with this Universe we're spinnin in today??????? I mean, must i successfully learn to speak a thousand and one completely different languages before i am allowed to behold? Or should i just go on ahead and ridiculously congratulate that there women there, who so unselfishly, video-taped the bottom being completely knocked out from under her by having sex with over FIVE HUNDRED fully developed male homo-sapien men!!!!!
Nope........ i think not! For my pen is my sword, and my words thereby enable me to be so goddamned unavoidably fucking BOLD!!!!! In otherwords, you go on ahead then girl! And may the good and thankfully merciful Lord, Jesus Orlando Jimmy Christ, bless you with all his bright and shimmering thank-you's, what-not's, and then agains......and that is bad but right.
Just what in the name of Jesus Orlando Christ is going on with this Universe we're spinnin in today??????? I mean, must i successfully learn to speak a thousand and one completely different languages before i am allowed to behold? Or should i just go on ahead and ridiculously congratulate that there women there, who so unselfishly, video-taped the bottom being completely knocked out from under her by having sex with over FIVE HUNDRED fully developed male homo-sapien men!!!!!
Nope........ i think not! For my pen is my sword, and my words thereby enable me to be so goddamned unavoidably fucking BOLD!!!!! In otherwords, you go on ahead then girl!
And may the good and thankfully merciful Lord, Jesus Orlando Jimmy Christ, bless you with all his bright and shimmering thank-you's, what-not's, and then agains......and that is bad but right.