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Once there was a rabbit named Penelope. She was a teeny weeny little rabbit, of the most ridiculously miniscule in size.

"Turn the wheel you flippin idiot!!" Screamed her brother Ricky, the braver of the two, as he struggled to get his seat belt snapped tight. "NOW!!!!!!"

But alas, it was already too late.

"Oh turtle shits.." Penelope croaked as she realized this was finally the end of the ride for them both. "I love you brother!!"
"I love you too!!!" Grimaced Ricky as he covered his cute little bunny eyes with his furry little bunny hands, and braced himself for the worse.

"Didn't I tell the two of you to wait your fuzzy little asses in the back seat while I was inside the store?" Said their mother as she walked up to the driver's side window holding a bag of groceries in each of her grown-up bunny arms. "NOT the fucking front!"

"sorry mama..." They both replied shyly at the same exact time.

"Now be good lil bunnies and hop on in the back seat so we can get these groceries home before the lettuce starts to wilt." She said while sitting the bags down so she could get her keys out of her all time favorite purse. "And Ricky.."

"Yes mama?" He answered quickly, more than just a little happy that his mother didn't seem to be even the slightest bit angry that the two of them had been messing around up front.

"Take these keys and put the groceries in the trunk so we can head on out. And why don't you be a sweet heart.." She said with a smile and just the slightest hint of twinkle in her eye. "And tell your poppa to shut the fuck up and stop banging on the inside of that trunk, before big momma has to come back there and put another bullet in his lyin cheatin ass."

"Ok momma..." Ricky said just like the good little boy his momma knew he'd always be. "I'll tell em!"