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Yet another year gone, and what have i got to show....?
Had some fun....created mass confusion, wrote a song about it....... so here it fucking goes!

Who am I
where am I
how should I begin

You showed me a number of
beautiful sins.

Tought me to stumble
i can not find the floor
alcohol slumbers
then makes me a whore..... once more

So down...
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I SAW A FIVE-HUNDRED FOOT JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus came up to me and said...... "Boy........get off that red tricycle."

I looked at Jesus as respectfully as i could and said, "Uh....sorry there Jesus, but....no."

Jesus then scowled somethin fierce and repeated with mild frustration.... "BOY, I said........get......off.....that.....red........tricycle!"

I then forced myself to swallow a lump of fear and hesitation bigger than than the Lord himself, and...
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....686.......687.......688.........689........670! Thats how many steps it used to take me back when i was 9 years old, to walk from my front door to my friend Devin's house. Kinda strange i'd remember that little tid-bit of info while i'm sittin here lookin at naked boobies! But, then again........ Devin's sister used to always want to play "Postman" with me too......(which some how always ended with...
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GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I used to visit this website which specialized in old B&W nudie films..... called Sunset......(something?????). But i haven't visited in some time, and come to find out, YES.....Mary Jane does destroy your braincells!!! Namely the ones used for rememberin i geuss. Anyway, anybody know of any good sites for that kinda thing?????

Oh yeah, i lost my cell phone the other day..... so...
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OK, so what the fuck? I went to work last night at 9pm, and didn't get off until 1pm today! But........I CAN'T FUCKING GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!

ARGH!!!!!!!!!! Working a graveyard is soo fucking wierd. I mean, it's like you've fallen off the face of the earth or some shit. Suspended in freaky ass time.

mimi's.....where are you Where have you gone?

One thing cool...
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AHHHHHHHHHHH HA....HA......HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was just out in the backyard staring at some bugs, when lo-and-behold....... I hear whimpering comin from the neighbors backyard. So, I look over the fence to see what was the matter with their dog (Tipsy). But, it's not Tipsy whos whimperin..... NOPE. It's Becky, my sixty-two year old whiteheaded neighbor. And she ain't whimperin cause she fell and broke her hip...
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Ok....ok....OK!!!!! So, out with that last journal entry. I mean, who the hell walks into a room full of goddamned foxy vixens.... and starts cryin bout the past?????? Oops...... I geuss, me.

But not no more! Believe it or not, everything is mighty mighty fine! We talked.....we cried.....then we laughed and promised to stay friends. So, whew! Life begins anew.

And so the time draws near.......major change, once again. Ending relationships is never ever easy, especially when you live together. But, it's like grandma always used to say......

"You only live once baby...... so goddammit, you'd better do it right!"

I know i'll be very very sad...... but, i also know that we'll both be a whole lot happier. And hey, what the fuck! At...
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And may the good Lord Jesus Orlando Jimmy Christ bless you all with everything which is outragously anti-good, but oh-so-muddyfucking right!

For the time grows short, and with each passing day I look forward with expectant hope to the day when we shall once again, swim within eachother's oh-so glorious prophecies once more! For while the distance may have successfully managed to momentarily seperate us...
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Censorship overshadows the little ones who battle to always tell the truth to say the things that matter. But you don't have to be right here, to tell the truth to face the fear... don't you even TRY to mothafucking stand up, no one even knows your here! It was YOUR choice, to keep your eyes closed..... the fear controls..... while in your veins the...
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ahhhhhhhhhhhh......... and there she lies before me,
one thousand and one shimmering shining points of delight
mean't to disarm me. Her wings take flight, and her eyes....like the Sun, totally consume me.

She is here now..... alone with me, and the storm she rages on.

She is here now.... alone with me, and the storm she rages on.

Dear Sirs, Madams, Had-em's, Aliens, and thouroughly confused citizens..... of these turbulent, yet sexually gratifying, endlessly boobied shores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just what in the name of Jesus Orlando Christ is going on with this Universe we're spinnin in today??????? I mean, must i successfully learn to speak a thousand and one completely different languages before i am allowed to behold? Or should i just go on ahead...
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