DRUNK PENIS!!!!!
(just kidding)
(just kidding)
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_holden_:
Of course of all the drawers for him to want to be in he picks my underwear and sock drawer. ha.
ladollyvita:
Awww thanks! 
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hyatt:
Well that's what happens when you go from being James Brown to Elvis and then to Jackie Chan!
serial:
hey man... Jackie Chan is awesome sauce.
Just woke up in Mexico with titties tattooed on my balls.
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ranflanflana:
Hahahaha Daaaaamn!!! waking up like that?! it seems like you had a blast hahahaha! and you didn't invite me! 
saillesong:
huh what??? i hope that is not for real.....lol I thought you were going to vegas?
Is it gay to wish I was Elvis every time I take a shower?
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conscientia:
Wait...who doesn't want to be Elvis in the shower? 
hyatt:
Aww ty so much. 
How long has this 'Elvis thing' been going on for? *takes out flip notepad* :p
How long has this 'Elvis thing' been going on for? *takes out flip notepad* :p
As I drift silently above her garden
held high by trust and love
the Moon smiles upon her a thousand times
with each sparkling kiss of light
Her children sing and play all around me
while an entire Universe spins quietly below
She knows me well
for it was within her my star was created
She has given me life
and in return
I humbly...
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held high by trust and love
the Moon smiles upon her a thousand times
with each sparkling kiss of light
Her children sing and play all around me
while an entire Universe spins quietly below
She knows me well
for it was within her my star was created
She has given me life
and in return
I humbly...
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hrlyqunn:
beautiful
fashionista:
gorgeous
Alenka Bikar I LOVE YOU!!!
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_smurfzilla_:
^_^
hemi:
XOXOXO...I'll still make out with you...even though you don't have a mullet. Hahaha.
I'm thinking that since modern humans have been on the Earth for about the last 200,000 years, and money has only been around since like 2000 BCE, we're just for the most part inexperienced when it comes to this whole dollars making sense thing. Its not our fault, its evolution's. We're basically just monkeys learning how to use sticks all over again when it comes...
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hyatt:
tee hee. Well I was only half serious.
Grown-up problems gettin' you down? Awww. *hugs* I hate that shit. Hope you get that cleared up soon... and / or write a song about it.
Grown-up problems gettin' you down? Awww. *hugs* I hate that shit. Hope you get that cleared up soon... and / or write a song about it.
hyatt:
Sailors... ???
Insanity is amusing to all involved or fortunate enough to enjoy it's charm; however, it's the man that denies it's very existence, which eventually suffers it's harm.
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hyatt:
It was a woman, wasn't it? That's what's prompted this blog.
Yes, we're all mad. The sooner you come to grips with that, the sooner you'll be able to get over that and just love the other parts of us. haha
Yes, we're all mad. The sooner you come to grips with that, the sooner you'll be able to get over that and just love the other parts of us. haha
rr:
so, i am suffering the harm? sometimes, i am.
How To Make Friends and Keep Them.
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on...
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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on...
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shmoogy:
Silly 
How To Make Friends and Keep Them.
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on...
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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on...
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saillesong:
That sounds like a lot of fun....lmao I am so going to write "for sexual favors" on all my checks now. I'm sure the rental office will appreciate it.....lol
elektrabeaa:
hahahahaha too funny
Who am I
where am I
how should I begin
You showed me a number of
beautiful sins
You taught me to stumble
I cannot find the floor
Alcohol slumbers
then makes me a whore
once more
So down here in shitsville
we're drinkin again
There goes my morals
but at least I'm with my friends
Hand me that there bottle
the smell of her...
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where am I
how should I begin
You showed me a number of
beautiful sins
You taught me to stumble
I cannot find the floor
Alcohol slumbers
then makes me a whore
once more
So down here in shitsville
we're drinkin again
There goes my morals
but at least I'm with my friends
Hand me that there bottle
the smell of her...
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callioppe:
Thanks for the nice comments on my blog. I enjoyed this poem <3
Thanks for the nice comments on my blog. I enjoyed this poem <3
ranflanflana:
HAHAHAHAHAHA Bad Ranflanflana?...THE WORST!!!! 
Mmm. Yes. Ok. I'm going now. Ah ha.