reverendbenzo

I am one hot piece of ass.

I pulled a good prank today. It started last night and carried over beautifully into today. Last night I cut words out of one of our movie preview magazines. There was a movie advertised called Cock & Bull and another called Golf Balls. I took Kat's name tag and pasted Cock and Balls over her name. Then today she actually put it on without noticing...
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Lack of sleep: Tired eyes and cranky attitude.
Too many cigarettes: Lack of breath and old woman cough.
Months without sex: Low(er) self-esteem and large late fees from adult video stores.
Paycheck: Food, trash bags, rent.
Boredom: Clean house.
Lack of CD's: Listening to Sharpen Your Teeth over and over while cleaning the house.
Nothing on T.V.: Consideration of joing those in the world. Decides...
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Well Trevor quit work tonight. That sucks for a couple of reasons. First of all my day off is now null and void. Second, he's easily my favorite person to work with. Now who am I going to beat 24-0 at MLB 2004 while ignoring customers??

I have a monster stomachache from eating too many haberno peppers in my hunan shrimp. R-O-L-A-I-D-S. That spells relief....
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I am so bummed out right now. I just checked the burlesque tour dates and the ladies aren't coming anywhere near here. Why oh why?! Fuck it, I'll drive all the way across the country to see the show. I know Pogo is down with it. The closest show is in Texas but we'll probably drive to Colorado so he can see them on his...
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Holy shit am I tired. Tired. Tired. I am so sleepy right now but I can't go to sleep for a while. I want to sleep all day tommorow but I can't. The plus side is I tend to do some better writing than normal writing when I'm on the verge of collapse. I did a couple of chapters today that I like quite a...
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While checking out a customer tonight, someone was asking me about my labret piercing. Without warning my customer says "You know what the bible says about piercing the flesh, don't you?" I just ignored her and continued to count out her change. Then she asked me again which was again met with silence. So apparently she didn't get the hint so she contined. "It says...
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I had a slight accident today (or axe-ee-deent) if you live in the south. I was taking the keetle of the the stove and unbeknownst to met Amos (my dog) was lying directly behind me. I went to turn and stepped right on his tail. He yelped hence scaring the shit out of me. I reacted my throwing my right hand up for some reason,...
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I am about 20 mintues removed from my first every body mod! I had my lebray pierced. I don't know why I waited so long. Well, actually I do. It's because Jesus hates a man with piercings and tattoos. Now I that have thrown away my shackles of Christinaity I felt now was the right time. My lip is swollen right now but in a...
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