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Wednesday Mar 31, 2004

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I pulled a good prank today. It started last night and carried over beautifully into today. Last night I cut words out of one of our movie preview magazines. There was a movie advertised called Cock & Bull and another called Golf Balls. I took Kat's name tag and pasted Cock and Balls over her name. Then today she actually put it on without noticing my obscene alterations. She wore it at least 20 minutes and checked out around 5 customers with Cock and Balls Katryn on her name tag. It was all I could do not to laugh. Finally she'd noticed it and turned candy apple red. Then she tried to punch me in the balls but missed and got me in the leg instead.
"Goddamn I was wondering why everyone was steady looking at my nametag. I thought they were pervs looking at my tits." I received several high fives.
thriftx2horatio:
Damn, that is pretty funny... especially in Savannah. I'm surprised some old lady didn't start lecturing her.
Mar 31, 2004

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